Simulated Kerry/Bush Debate right here

[kentuck]

"OK, Mr Bush and Mr Kerry, the first question is : "What is your plan for the future of Iraq?" You can go first, Mr Bush.

Bush: ??

Kerry: ??

And Mr Bush, you will have 30 seconds to respond to Mr Kerry's response.

[WI_DEM]

1. Terrah!! Terrah!! Terrah!!

[kentuck]

2. And what say you, Mr Kerry ?

??

[Dem2theMax]

3. Moderator:

Moderator: Ah, I see that Mr. *'s chair is empty. Wait! Why is there a wire running out from the floor and up the chair? It seems to have an earpiece attached. Someone quick! Go see what's in the basement.

Janitor: 'Running back up the stairs from the basement'. Sir, (he says to the Moderator), Sir, I found three things. Some empty beer cans, a somewhat tipsy pResident *, and Cheney, with a microphone all set up and attached to the earpiece you found on *'s chair.
Seems Cheney has been trying to get * sobered up for the past hour.
Don't think we'll be having a debate tonight.

Kerry: Oh yes we will. Have the audience ask me anything. I'll answer ALL your questions. Even if it takes four hours to do so.

And on November 2nd, Kerry is elected in a landslide victory.
All because * was a girlyman. :evilgrin:

(wa da ya spect at this hour of the night/morning? lol)