breaking news : the Constitution of the United States is a forgery !

[the Kelly Gang]

it must be a forgery..there was no document or writing like it before it happened so it must be a fake.

Prove that I am wrong ! you cannot.

So there are serious doubts to it's validity .

[Liberal Veteran]

1. God...don't tell the Bush administration. They'd love to do away with it.

Don't give them an excuse.

[madinmaryland]

2. I thought they already did.

King George, and lord a$$KKKroft, and unca dick.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

3. Drudge says it has weird S's and F's.

He says, "Look here, they didn't even spell it right, they spelled it 'ConFtitution'!"

[Texas_Dem]

4. That explains the past four years!

[ochazuke]

5. Well, "someone said it", so it must be worthy of journalistic notice

Can I please try to end these typewriter follies once and for all?

I downloaded the instruction manual for the IBM Selectric Composer, which was type set using that very machine and the look of it is exactly like the disputed memos (granted they're both fuzzy). This includes the hotly debated numerals four and three. The four has a closed, pointed top, and the three has a rounded, not flat, top.

Will someone let the right-wing kiddies know that modern office technology was not invented by Microsoft?

Here's the link: http://www.ibmcomposer.org/docs/Selectric%20Composer%20Operations%20Manual.pdf

Go to the bottom of page one. Read the text in red. Then go to pages three and four, or just look around for those numerals.

QED, right-wing LOONS and your lackies in the so-called Liberal Media. The forgery story is a fraud. THEY HAD THE TECHNOLOGY. Oh Kaaay?

[Gregorian]

6. Breaking news: This pretzledent is a forgery!

:)

[RevCheesehead]

8. OMG - that picture is a riot!!!!!!!!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you kindly!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You made my day!


TANG

[Gregorian]

11. Thanks. Then you might like this, too.

I love that cartoon. I stole this animation. But I don't believe I have ever laughed as hard when I saw it the first time. I suppose it's an individual thing. You may not like it.

[the Kelly Gang]

7. and I bet we can re-produce it on a computer

[cheshire]

9. Point taken!

[lunarboy13]

10. Also Breaking: Freepers Posts About Forgeries are Forgeries too!!

Inspect their posts closely and you will see that the font used (as well as their size) are not those used by nearly all web-blogs. In fact, as you can readily tell from the lack of emotion, imagination, and true character of spirit, it becomes obvious that there are no real "people" behind the words.

I believe that the forged posts are in fact nothing more than Rove-Bots posting blather -- in an attempt to make us think that Free Republic is real, and that there really are idiots out there who truly think like that.