Bush Letter found in attic - Abortion, Drugs and Underage sex

[Mortos]

A friend of mine who lives in Houston found a box in his attic that contained some correspondence from a lot of people to one of the former owners of the house. This house is in what used to be a flashy neighborhood in the 70's and it used to be a big party house from what my friend says. The owner in question went to prison for 30 years after an arrest in 1979 for dealing drugs. Anyway, my friend faxed me a copy of this letter and I think it is very interesting. I hope you do to.



:evilgrin:

[frank frankly]

1. LOL! You made my night, Mortos!

Damn that's funny. Send that to Bartcop ASAP!

[Mortos]

7. I sent it to him

do you think he will run with it?

[GAspnes]

2. that font wasn't available in the 70's

it's Slacker New Rotarian, and didn't come into use until 1989, when Bleever Smith developed it.

And the kerning is all wrong. WordPerfect couldn't kern like that then.

And besides, it's all a LIE!

[Mortos]

3. From Sean Hannity

"There is no way that is authentic, all the words are spelled correctly."

[frank frankly]

4. ROFL

oh i stopped reading any Bush AWOL forgery things almost the day it happened.

because somewhere Iraq is FUBAR.

but damn you two made me laugh my ass off. thanks!

[Mortos]

5. No!!

It was available on the IBM Selectician Composter 2000. It had changeable font heads that were fully capable of making penis doodles. Slacker New Rotarian was originally called Slacker Old Rotarian and has been around since medieval times. Haa!

[rob-ok-vin]

10. My dad's friend's mother's cousin's stepfather

used to be a typewriter repairman in the 70's and he says the font did exist but he does have some brain damage from a Whiteout addiction so take it for what it's worth.

[HFishbine]

12. Slacker New Rotarian

Har!

[WillyT]

6. You Guys Are Killin Me... ROFLMAO !!!

Bravo all!!!

:yourock:

[Mortos]

8. I posted this on my blog

www.conservativefighter.blogspot.com

and the first comment on it is: Prove that Bush wrote it.

I responded, prove that he didn't.


Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rob-ok-vin]

9. Really funny.

I wonder how long it will take for the major media outlets to start discrediting this?

[hexola]

11. Sorry - funny - if you are like 15 years old...

just stupid IMO...should be in another forum...