Laura Bush says CBS documents are fakes

[wicket]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040914/ap_on_el_pr/bush_14

On Monday, first lady Laura Bush said she thought the documents were probably fakes. "You know, they probably are altered and they probably are forgeries, and I think that's terrible, really," she told Radio Iowa in an interview.

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[Don Claybrook]

1. What's her opinion on the Niger yellowcake documents? n/t

[noahmijo]

15. pray to God you don't drop that shit

I got it rat hea in this CIA napkin! you see this shit??

[jeanmarc]

22. LMAO!!!! Good one! (nt)

[IdaBriggs]

2. Well, I'm convinced now! nt

[Claire Beth]

8. me, too...

I feel much better now that someone with true authority has spoken. :eyes:

[henslee]

3. So's your driver's license you homicidal, pot dealer.

[henslee]

25. Laura the enabler. She's got to call her man on his shit if she ever

wants him to straighten his life out.

[0007]

43. That statement should read;

"So's your driver's license you homicidal, pot dealing prairie whore."

[rndmprsn]

4. I was waiting for this...

good ole laura...trot her out to cast doubt, but STILL NO OFFICAL WH STAND.

[geek tragedy]

5. Ms. Stepford speaks out.

What courage.

[Claire Beth]

6. yeah...she would know for sure....

we can trust what she says. :eyes:

[markus]

7. And how, Mrs. Bush, do you feel about your own husband's use

of forged documents to take the nation to war in Iraq?

[2Design]

9. we already know she is fake

[swag]

10. She should save her stoner talk for the bean-bag chair in the party room.

[JimmyJazz]

46. hey - you're insulting stoners

everywhere with that kind of talk! What did we ever do to you? :p

[swag]

54. Sorry, but not all stoners are cool

Think of the hippie-dipshit dealers you've had to put up with who spouted bullshit along the lines of, "we're all sprung from the Seeds of Eden," and you'll know the kind of dealer/stoner/pickles people I'm targeting.

[JimmyJazz]

56. don't take what I seriously --I don't

I do take what is happening around the world very seriously, but I would be crushed under the enormity of it all if I didn't laugh once in awhile. I'll be sure to note your name and not mess with you again. I meant no disrespect.

[swag]

57. You're quite all right with me

Don't take what I say too seriously.

I'm not a "smiley" poster, but I appreciate some fun.

VENCEREMOS!

[JimmyJazz]

61. back at ya

Besides, I lied. I really don't have pink plastic furniture - it melted when my lava lamp tipped over. I had to replace it with those plastic cubes cartons of milk come in. It's great because when you stand up after sitting on them, your ass looks like a Belgian Waffle.

Which reminds me, I'm hungry for some reason...

[JimmyJazz]

47. Oh yeah, and not all of have bean bag chairs!

Some of us have the inflatable neon pink kind. However, we do all live in our respective parents basements. ;)

[swag]

59. I wish I had a beanbag chair.

And I wish Bushies would cop to being Druggies.

And give the rest of us a fucking break.

[gratuitous]

11. Since she didn't even know Stupidhead then

I'm not sure how she would know. Does being a librarian give a person special powers to spot forgeries?

And, forgive me, but what about the issue: Why did George W. Bush refuse a direct order in 1972 to take a physical?

[0007]

45. Well! she does have a Master Librarian Degree, wouldn't that count

a little?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

12. Moonbeam_Starlight says Laura Bush and her husband are most

definitely fakes.

[sniffa]

13. she aLso wants faith to trump science

someone shouLd ask if she beLieves that dinosaurs never existed.

[TWiley]

14. Who cares about "probably?"

I could say that her husband is "probably" and ass hole, but what would that prove?

It is much better to listen to someone willing to show proof that her husband is an ass hole.

One will not have to look far to find that evidence here.

(How did I do with my "Republican twist and spin?")

[w4rma]

31. It's interesting that the headline writer didnt use the word "probably"

Even though Mrs. Bush did.

[freeplessinseattle]

48. I was thinking the same thing..hmmm (nt)

[TWiley]

63. It just goes to show ya

when a republicraps fingers are typing, then they are lying.

Too bad there is not a media watch dog group that would start hammering on those who mislead in the news. It really should cost them their job for doing it.

[zoeb]

16. I've been waiting on someone...

from the Bush camp to call them fakes. So they use Laura. CBS trots out proof they are real and then the White House says well Laura was just expressing her opinion. Or my favorite theory: No one attacks Laura for her views so the entire White House jumps on the bandwagon calling them fake and the Dan the man shows them otherwise catching all of them in a big orchestrated lie....

[readmylips]

17. Did Laura says, daughter's drinking ID'sFAKE....

finally the Stepford wife agrees on something factual..

[StClone]

18. Figure of sympathy ploy

If anything this proves that the documents have some weight. They send Laura out to dimiss them, and since she is now seen as a stand-by-her-man, non-male, non-Prez, non-threatening figure they can abuse to buy some doubt.

And throwing doubt, is their game. The dregs of Right-wing media are out there not talking about the documents as all other sources seek to discredit the docs with no proof, only conjecture.

The Prez stay above it all while the little woman is out there chirping in his defense.

[Booster]

19. Why doesn't someone ask the beautiful

Barbara Bush where Jr was during that time? She keeps such tight reins on everybody, I'm sure she has documented letters from Jr when he was in the NG. God, these people are contemptable.

[grace0418]

20. Boy, it must've taken quite awhile

to program the oh-so-lifelike First Lady to say that!

[skygazer]

21. Well, she should know

After all, she was a librarian. What a relief that an expert has finally entered the fray!

[liberal N proud]

23. And she is an expert - HOW?

[umtalal]

24. finally the Stepford wife speaks!!! n/t

[AmerDem]

26. Pickles needs to

go scrub out her snatch and shut the fuck up. It's amazing what years of drug use do to the brain!

[Walt Starr]

27. WOW, I didn't know she was an accredited document examiner!

How many court cases has she been an expert witness in?

[wicket]

29. She's a librarian, silly

It automatically makes her an expert on these things! :P

[Walt Starr]

39. Then maybe she can weigh in on this controversy

Seems that in this picuture, somebody is wearing a ribbon he did not earn:

[MallRat]

28. Wow. So, Mrs. Bush, you must have some new evidence that we haven't seen.

That's a pretty bold statement, considering that the White House has declined all comment on this topic.

Perhaps you can share with us your evidence on this matter that led you to this conclusion?

Right?

:mad:

[Malva Zebrina]

30. She does not have a clue

what it is all about. Someone told her to memorize the memo,she did, and so she trots out her fat ass and vacant head and says something like this."It's horrible, really" Laura you very well know what horror is since you have sold yourself out to it since you married your irresponsible little frat boy. You yourself have become a horror.



I suspect she neither has read one document nor knows what the hell is involved in the whole thing. Laura, scrape the wax off your face and go pat your evil husband on the ass in front of the cameras, as a demonstration of your mindless loyalty.

Wonder what her reward is for her complicity in lies. A pat on the ass in front of the cameras, making her the envy of all who are watching? She thinks. Or maybe another $100,000 necklace from the Saudi's.

[colonel odis]

32. she can see that they're forgeries, but she couldn't see her high school

boyfriend's car in front of her until it was too late?

sorry, laura. ain't buying it.

[Algorem]

33. "When I see that Dan Rather my gas pedal foot starts itchin and twitchin"

[devinsgram]

34. Well that does it for me then. (sarcasm)

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

35. "Probably"? "PROBABLY"?????????????

They are "probably" fakes? They are "probably" altered? They are "probably" forgeries?

Wouldn't someone who proposed that George Bush's service was 100% honorable and without blemish be saying that they were absolutely 100% phoney and fake and that George Bush never ever put pressure on anyone in the Guard for favorable treatment in sugercoating his evaluations and that George Bush never violated a direct order while in the Guard?

If you were convinced that your spouse was 100% innocent of the charges raised by these kinds of memos, would you be using the word "probably"?

If this were a police report instead, and the officer at the scene suggested in his notes that your spouse, for example, had committed a murder, and you were convinced of his innocence, would you be saying it was "probably" wrong?

[TexasBushwhacker]

41. Yeah, I noticed that too

She knows they're real, but she can appear to be supporting her husband/meal ticket by saying they're "probably" fake.

[Protected]

60. Remember, she stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night

so not only is she an expert on stem cell research, but she's also a person who can vouch for or against the authenticity of documents.

[cheshire]

36. So everyone know LB is a good little stepford wife. BFD

[enki23]

37. the point here is that she can't be held accountable

there is a deafening silence about the documents, but especially about the allegations themselves coming out of the bush administration's official spokespeople.

[hippiegranny]

38. interesting really, what this vacuous airhead

considers "terrible." Personally, I am more inclined to think other things are terrible: sending other people's kids to die for lies, gutting the economy, waging war on the environment and putting one's silent approval on the lies of the Swiftboat Liars for Dumbya...

[Catfight]

40. a golly gee...Mrs. AWOL, did Mr. AWOL not snort coke too? n/t

[BiggJawn]

42. "probably Fakes".....uh-huh....

like the "Millions" of attack ads "out there" agin yer hubby, Herculon Woman?

[AntiCoup2K4]

44. Pickles should know a fake when she sees one.

Look at her fucking fake ass joke of a husband.

[asianjoanne]

49. of course she would say that garbage!

I mean, after all, now that the entire basis for going to war in Iraq is out of the question (WMD's reported non-existent nor will they ever be existent according to Powell)...what does this Administration have to run their campaign with? TERRA! That's all! And now that the left are taking a stand and digging in archives to find official documents about Bush's NON-SERVICE, of course she's going to defend her husband! I mean, heaven-forbid...SHRUBYA DIDN'T SERVE, YET HE'S LEADING OUR COUNTRY INTO A WAR THAT'S UNJUST!!!! *gasps*

[DWRoelands]

50. Well, I wouldn't expect her to say otherwise

She's his wife. I certainly wouldn't expect THK to say something ridiculous like "John didn't earn any of his medals".

Anything that Laura Bush has to say about this issue has no significance.

[asianjoanne]

51. I agree! NO SIGNIFICANCE!

[Hepburn]

52. Shit...

...what else but this comment would one expect from a Stepford wife??

[SSFFMMM]

53. Wow! I had no idea she would say that!

Really. Heh heh.

[arwalden]

55. Well... There You Have It. -- Case Closed! --- Thanks Laura!! :-)

[allalone]

58. oh thank heavens

I've been waiting for a definitive opinion from a world renowned expert on questioned documents before deciding. Now that such a heavyweight intellect has chimed in I'm really sure now. If only she had worked on the white salamander papers for Utah, the trouble they would have avoided.
oops sarcasm seems to be my mode of the day.

[laylah]

62. No "Pickles"...

you are fake...an unpatriotic, freedom loving, Constitution hating FAKE :mad:

Jenn

[wicket]

64. kick!

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