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shoelace414

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Thu Sep-16-04 07:33 AM
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Leno Monolouge

Heard on the leno monologue last night

"how would you like to be playing blackjack at the same table with Kerry and Bush, one can't decide if he wants a hit, the other can't count to 21"

a better punchline would have been

"one can't decide if he wants a hit, the other keeps taking hits no matter what his cards read."

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