Would you make a sandwich for this man

[DoYouEverWonder]

Or would you just smack that smirk off his face instead?

He really does look like an old pervert in this pic. There is just something really slimy about the way he's looking at this woman. It makes my skin crawl.

[MsTryska]

1. As my cat is so fond of letting me know.....

no touching please.

[TheFarseer]

2. I would

but I'd rub may dick all over it first

oh, and I think he's looking past her to the kids meal prizes on the back wall.

[Roland99]

3. Sure...but...

He'd only get a WMD (Wheat/Mayo/Dick) sandwich.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

4. Yes I would, exactly like the one Joe Pesci's brother made in "Casino"

...for the cops.

"Mr. President, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jelly sammich. The escargots are complimentary."

:evilgrin:

[Village Idiot]

5. Make him a PBS sandwich!

Peanut-Butter and $h!t....

[gauguin57]

6. HIs body language screams perv sandwich-shop owner whom

all the female employees must tolerate and dodge. Or the rich kook from down the street who leaves $50 tips every once in a while, to ensure that he gets great service every day (and gets a little sugar from the waitresses).

Looking at this photo makes me need to take pepcid.

[Touchdown]

7. Let's see if Candi Crowley reports...

that he took "DAINTY BITES".:eyes:

[hiphopnation]

8. Oh my...

I guess I would. But it would be one of knuckles.

"Get that mug outta my face. *WOMP* Take that. You're scarin' my customers!"

Something like that...

[kwolf68]

9. Yes

And hope it got permenantly lodged in his mouth rendering him mute.

[Roland99]

12. Just give him a pretzel instead!

[DinahMoeHum]

10. I'd smack him, but shit splatters; so I'd rather mix hair depilatory

with the mayonnaise. . .as a dirty trick.

Seriously, I once read where some kid who was constantly having his school lunch stolen by bullies did this one time. The next bully who stole his lunch had to go the hospital hours later to have his stomach pumped out.

:evilgrin:

[DoYouEverWonder]

11. I thought I was bad

There was a girl, my friends and I didn't like much, so we plotted to put Nair in her shampoo.

Putting it in food? Gee I hadn't thought of that one. That's bad.