Found! The SHITTIEST Job In The World!

[Beetwasher]

It's being a member of AIG's legal department:

Subpoenas For AIG From Every Direction

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/3/20/710834/-Subpoenas-For-AIG-From-Every-Direction

[FrenchieCat]

1. Being Treasury Secretary must run a close second, then....

[rasputin1952]

2. LOL...

For both of these!...:rofl:

[Beetwasher]

5. "We've Found Two Options For Your Employment, Sir"

"AIG legal department, or Assistant Crackwhore. What would you prefer?"

"Can I have the weekend to think about it?"

[Beetwasher]

3. Tied?

:rofl:

[Jennicut]

4. Personally I thinks its literally cleaning up shit

Just watch Dirtiest Jobs with Mike Rowe...lots of nasty jobs there.

[Beetwasher]

6. Like I Said, AIG Legal Dept.

And like Frenchie said, Treasury Sec. :evilgrin:

[Jennicut]

7. Hmmm, Treasury Sec or Septic Tank Cleaner?

I actually might go with Septic Tank Cleaner

[OwnedByFerrets]

8. I know you meant this in jest, but

I feel it is a great job. It holds security and I'm positive they are getting paid a shitpot full of money for the job. I doubt they take their work home with them at nite (figuratively) and I doubt, like me, they go home every nite and worry if they are going to have a job to go to the next day.

[Beetwasher]

10. The Pressure There Right Now Has To Be Pretty Much Unbearable

You couldn't pay me enough (I'd certainly listen to an offer though!).

[Fearless]

9. Damn, I figured it would be Bush's ghost writer...

:rofl: :rofl: