Teabagging counter protest idea... (Satire)

[Pharlo]

Prep work.

1) Establish yourself with signs, leaflets etc that affiliate you with some positive name (ie, American Society for Public Decency) - this is necessary to separate yourself from the pervs promoting 'Teabagging' in public.

2) Visit a local adult shop (thankfully, we're liberals and can do last minute shopping and don't have to wait for the receipt of our materials in the innocent brown paper wrapping with an innocuous company name) and purchase a plentiful supply of fake (chocolate, other candy, or plastic) scrotums (penile attachment may be helpful so the naive woman with 13 natural born children won't have to ask "What's this?") NOTE: In a pinch, any 'ball' will do - jawbreaker, marbles, super balls, baseball, basketball - (if you hand out a ball that is too small and could be accidentally swallowed, be sure and attach a safety warning - and waiver). After all, these are litigious, self-promoting Republicans.

3) Make sure local media is there - preferable televised.

4) As you hand out the 'balls', tell the 'Teabaggers' to "Suck on this, we don't want our children observing your public indecency."


Or, you could just show up with a sign with a picture of male genitalia and the logo "SUCK ON THIS, TEABAGGER!"

[JTFrog]

1. Please don't. Show up and observe. Take pictures, report.

Following the advice in the OP would make liberals look like complete assholes.

But hey, to each his own.

[Pharlo]

2. True

I added '(Satire)' to the title. Honestly, it never dawned on me anyone would take it seriously.

[POAS]

3. I used to try that but

now I almost always include the :sarcasm: smilie when I intend sarcasm. It's easier than splainin later.

[JTFrog]

4. Sorry, I didn't mean to be harsh. It's just not the first time I've seen such suggestions.

Some of the ideas are hilarious, I just saw a great post here that explained how a few laughs for us could score some really negative points in the media.