Given that Pres Obama flew to Mexico today..as he is flying over Perry's house

[rainbow4321]

hopefully the AF1 crew took that exact moment to empty whatever waste/disposal/potty system they have on board, using the zoom-in function so there is no collateral damage.


Hey, goodhair...that F in FEMA stands for FEDERAL!!! Pretty sure you can erase their number from your speed dial.

[Phx_Dem]

1. Perry is so mired in shit, he probably wouldn't even notice.

Still, it would be fun!

In addition to forgetting their ever heard of FEMA, they can secure they own borders without the military help they've been begging for. And as the Mexican drug lords continue pouring over their border to kill them, don't call us. Also, they need to give up whatever water they get from other states. The party is over Texas.

And I vote that Texans must have a passport to visit the United States of America. If it's good enough for Canada, who we like, it's good enough for Texas.

Oh, and the "nation of Texas" does not include the Gulf waters. When they need supplies, they can either pay the United States a fee to use our docks, or they can have a plane fly over and drop their shit from the sky.

[Clio the Leo]

2. Excuse me! Barack Obama does NOT poop!

As a matter of fact, he farts flowers!

.... the press pool on the other hand....