Braking News: DOJ suggests change to USCode and FRCP -

[ashling]

DOJ has suggested that the USCode and Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure to add a new defense to Federal Crimes. Under this suggestion, a defendant of any crime - from Tax evasion to assasination of a political figure, Judge, or other Federal Officer- would be able to claim a new sweeping defense to their crime.

The new defense would be called the "Forward Looking" defense, also known as "let's just move on."

:sarcasm::sarcasm:

[rug]

1. Surgeon General redifines bleeding as effusion of hemoglobin.

[Supersedeas]

2. whaaaatttt

thanks rug....i needed that. =)