GOP Rebranding Powerpoint presentation leaked!

[zulchzulu]

It looks like the Republicans are on to something... like extinction.



SLIDE ONE:
GOP Rebranding Strategy


SLIDE TWO:
Reintroduce Terry Schiavo


SLIDE THREE:
Call "Pro-Life" position "Pro-Universe"


SLIDE FOUR:
Find Sarah Palin A New Husband/Family


SLIDE FIVE:
Make Racism the New Future


SLIDE SIX:
Make Owning An AK-47 More Acceptable


SLIDE SEVEN:
Have Someone Named Jesus Run in 2012


SLIDE EIGHT:
Get McCain and other Leaders Plastic Surgery


SLIDE NINE:
Demand We Start War with Cuba


SLIDE TEN:
Learn What Computers Do With Internets


SLIDE ELEVEN:
Redefine Conservatism to Mean No Government At All


SLIDE TWELVE:
Declare Stem-Cell Research Murder






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[annabanana]

1. Not too far off, I suspect..

very funny

[tridim]

2. Gungeon freakout in 3,2,1..

:hide:

[baldguy]

9. .

:rofl:

Yep! They're SO predictable!

[grantcart]

19. lol and no wonder your smiley is ducking

[DearAbby]

3. Send Carrier pigeons

to get message out to the rank and file.

[Clio the Leo]

4. You left out the last one which would read....

"yeah baby! That's what *I'm* talkin' about!!!!"

[NanceGreggs]

5. K ...

... R, and the whole nine.

BRILLIANT!

[xchrom]

6. i feel their pain -- i really do --

:rofl:

thanks for the laugh.

[rucky]

7. Remember, there are no bad ideas when you're brainstorming.

so try not to laugh

[nichomachus]

10. That's a myth -- there are some terrible ideas

It's like Stephen Wright said about "stupid questions." Of course, there are stupid questions. Those are what stupid people ask. What do you think? That they get smart just in time to ask a question?

[badgerpup]

8. Since their demand that the Democrats...

...rename their party the "Democratic-Socialist Party" was largely ignored, they're going to start referring to the Dems outright as the "Doody-head/Booger-snot Party" and see if that goes over any better.

:evilgrin:

[WestSeattle2]

11. Gosh, no tax cuts? n/t

[zulchzulu]

14. Good point... but the conservative notion that there should be no government...

...would appear to completely outflank taxes. After all, these people already assume that Republicans want a free ride.

[ShadowLiberal]

16. Forget taxes, conservatives just want to get rid of them all together!

[Beaverhausen]

12. "Learn what computers do with internets"

:rofl:

this is great!

[Milspec]

13. OMG this has to be my fav of the day

Thats a hoot.

[davidpdx]

15. Slide two

should read "resurrect Terri Schiavo"

(her name was misspelled and the word resurrect is a play on religion)

You should have Slide thirteen

"Tax cuts, tax cuts tax cuts and more tax cuts (but only if your rich)"

[TankLV]

17. What about TEH GAY?!!! How did they miss THAT CRISIS!!!

[eppur_se_muova]

18. Slide eleven -- check. One down. nt

[RoadRage]

20. Slide 13 (This would just replace the whole damn powerpoint):

Dig up Ronald Regans Grave, take RNC donor money to implement animitronics into his corpse, give the remote control to Karl Rove.

Done.