Kerry's Top 10 Bush Tax Codes (from Letterman)

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http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/09/21/kerry.letterman.ap/index.html



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10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.

9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.

7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.

6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.

5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.

4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.

3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."

1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.

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[phillybri]

1. Great stuff...

He did a good job...

[2Design]

2. these were really great

[NewYorkerfromMass]

3. The Kerry campaign wrote these

I have no doubt.

[KingofRock]

4. You have no doubt. I do.

These sound very Late Show-esq. They are political but not preachy.

[Melodybe]

5. Letterman's people wrote them.

[Stephanie]

6. The best joke was about Bush sitting on Cheney's lap for the debate!

I almost couldn't believe he said that!