Which prison should Tom DeLay be sent to?

[quaoar]

Huntsville with the rest of the condemned, or a federal country club?

I say let him break rocks on an Alabama chain gang.

He must have shit a brick when he heard about this:

http://www.statesman.com/metrostate/content/metro/09/22indictments.html#

Republican Majority officials indicted in fund-raising investigation
Attorney says seven companies, three individuals named

By Laylan Copelin

AMERICAN-STATESMAN STAFF
Tuesday, September 21, 2004

A Travis County grand jury on Tuesday indicted three top lieutenants of U.S. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay in connection with corporate money raised during the 2002 elections.

Indicted on one count of money laundering were John Colyandro, the executive director of Texans for a Republican Majority Political Action Committee, and Jim Ellis, a former DeLay staff member now head of Americans for a Republican Majority, DeLay's national fund-raising political action committee.

Colyandro also was indicted on 14 counts of unlawful acceptance of a corporate political contribution.

Warren Robold, DeLay's corporate fund-raiser, based in Washington, D.C., was indicted on 18 counts; nine of unlawful political contribution by a corporation and nine of accepting those contributions.

[MoonRiver]

1. Guantanamo

for the POS! :mad:

[Arkana]

5. Heh heh...I have a better idea

How about Abu Ghraib?

[MoonRiver]

9. LOL! That is better!

:D

[quaoar]

13. Sure

DeLay and his three co-conspirators/staff members and Roger Stone could all do one of those naked pyramids.

[in_cog_ni_to]

28. Yup! Abu Ghraib!

Nowhere else will suit that bastard.

[calimary]

42. That gets my vote.

[foo_bar]

54. lol torture!

:grouphug:

[donheld]

58. let's put him

Under the jail :evilgrin: :bounce:

[seabeyond]

2. louisianna's......hear it is worst in country

:)

[quaoar]

3. Angola

I've been there.

It is surrounded on three sides by alligator-infested swamps. Good place for DeLay.

[VOX]

16. Angola gets my vote.

Real nice and homey for Tommy Boy.

[meow2u3]

18. The gators would throw up...

if they tried to eat DeLay! :evilgrin:

[MoonRiver]

19. But will they put him in the swamp with his relatives,

or the prison? * will probably pardon him to the swamp.

[cyr330]

32. I'm a bit late, but I say ANGOLA!

Several others have beat me to it, but I, too, would LOVE to see that swine sent up the river to Angola. Let him see what a picnic it is to spend the rest of his life behind bars with "color television and air conditioning"-- not!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

4. Don't really care which one

Just send him to the sex offenders' ward and give him a large cell mate.

[cheshire]

6. I say we send them all to the Lonely Isle of Alcatraz, It's just sitting

there. No guards, no food no anything. I don't want to spend one more cent on these ass bites.

[Carla in Ca]

20. He and Charlie could become good friends!

[cheshire]

25. What's the difference between Charlie and GWB?

Quanity. Sorry that's tasteless. Hey girl hows the weather. We had heavy rain Sunday. Hail the size of nickles in Sac. I'm south of there.

[Carla in Ca]

55. Hey yourself...how are you?

We had our famous Santa Ana winds today. Not too bad but 88 degrees and dry...what a difference 400 miles makes.

[larryepke]

7. Obviously...

Abu Ghiraib!

[punpirate]

8. It's a Texas crime...

... so he'd have to go to a Texas prison, at first. I suggest the one just outside Colorado City. It's ugly looking. Like a Butler-Built concentration camp.

[JohnKleeb]

10. Turkey

[doni_georgia]

11. Oh hell yeah, send the shit to Gitmo!

[liberalmuse]

12. Federal 'pound-me-in-the-ass' prison? n/m

n/m

[trogdor]

29. Cape Vincent, New York

Maximum-security state prison in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY upstate New York, at the eastern end of Lake Ontario. 200 inches of snow a year and temps in the -30's in the winter. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[A Simple Game]

56. Cape Vincent

Why, I'm from WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY upstate New York not far from Cape Vincent, and can say for certain that we will take murderers and major felons, BUT we do not want Delay here!

[newyawker99]

60. Hi A Simple Game!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[A Simple Game]

62. Thanks for the welcome newyawker99

n/t

[Spiffarino]

57. Beat me to it.

Damn.

I'm still glad somebody said it. :D

[Roland99]

61. We can only hope!

[Career Prole]

14. "Cool Hand 'Puke"

"Yessir, Walkin' Boss! Right away, Walkin'Boss!" :evilgrin:

[FarLeftRage]

15. Devil's Island

in French Guiana!

[nini]

17. L.A. County Twin Towers

he's last about 3 minutes.

[ikojo]

21. Menard, Illinois

It is where John Wayne Gacy spent his last years.

I am sure there is someone who could show Mr Cockroach some prison love.

[opihimoimoi]

22. The Sudanese prisons would work veery weel for heem.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

23. Leavenworth.

If he's convicted of federal crimes he'll have to go somewhere federal. Leavenworth is one of the nastier places in that system. I hope they give him a big, hairy roommate with no teeth and a lot of tattoos who wants to be his boyfriend.

Too bad they can't ship him off to Abu Ghraib. How about it, freepers? You guys like prisoner abuse, so let's imagine your hero The Bug Man in an ass-pile with a bag over his head.

[David Zephyr]

24. Since Congressman Tom Delay's Early Career Was as a Bug Killer,

He should be sentenced to life inside a...

Roach Motel.

[hlthe2b]

26. Delay wasn't indicted... while we hope his scapegoats turn, they

probably won't....

[quaoar]

31. Oh, they'll sing like canaries

They'll cut deals and rat out DeLay to avoid getting sent to the state penitentiary at Huntsville, home of the world's hardest working executioner.

[hlthe2b]

36. I sure as hell hope so...

[loftycity]

27. Sent to jail in Texas or that lovely prison Pelican in California

I think that's the name. Or maybe we should have Bush squad build the new prison brick by brick and they can work it off.

[cheshire]

33. Pelican is correct, it is near oregon border.

[loftycity]

34. Corrections employee's say it is the worst prison in the US

That's where they should go..

[Princess Turandot]

30. The one in Illinois..

where Richard Speck (the infamous killer of the 7 nurses) was taped looking and acting like a woman (there was some conjecture that he might have been taking hormones). He's dead now, although I don't recall if someone killed him or if he died of 'natural causes'. Barring that, Angola would be good. Attica (upstate NY) might be too: I'm sure its hardcore NY felons would enjoy a visit with a good ole boy.

[Doctor_J]

46. Marion

it's down near STL and is supposed to be the worst prison in the US. Normally you can't go there directly - you have to go to another prison first and graduate to Marion. But in Delay's case we could probably make an exception.

[Pepperbelly]

35. Q, Joliet, or Rayford. Maybe Cummins. nt

[democracy eh]

37. St. Helena

hang out with the ghost of Napoleon until the rest of Bushco arrives

[quaoar]

38. Contribute to DeLay's Democratic opponent

Richard Morrison.

Strike a blow for freedom!!!

http://www.richardmorrisonfordistrict22.com/contribute/contribute.php

[jmowreader]

39. Terre Haute, Indiana

Where he'll receive a cell right next to Shrub's.

Terre Haute is the home of the federal death chamber.

[genius]

40. Abu Graibe

[WinterStorm]

41. Where can he have his salad tossed at?

:evilgrin:

[hatrack]

43. Parchman, Marion or Dannemora

Parchman, in the toasty humid heart of Dixie in south Mississippi - it's especially pleasant during the summer months.

Marion - I hear that the isolation ward there is particularly soul-crushing.

Dannemora - In deep upstate New York - ten months of winter, two months of damned hard sledding.

[quaoar]

44. Parchman is in the Delta in north Mississippi

It's a real hell-hole. Way out in the middle of miles upon miles of cotton fields.

[RobertDevereaux]

45. I'd suggest sending him to...

...about a dozen of them at the same time.

Yep, drawn and quartered, and then thirded ought to do it!

[moondust]

47. Isn't death row at Huntsville? n/t

[Doohickie]

50. Yep

[bushwakker]

48. Oz

He could become a bitch for the Aryan Brotherhood.

[Strelnikov_]

49. Beat Me To It. Da Da Dum Da, Dum Dum Da Da, Waaa <nt>

[John_H]

51. Wherever Trafficant is. That way...well, you get the drift.

[meisje]

52. He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?

Now let's you just drop them pants.

[rullery]

53. I would settle for having DeLay lose his election this time.

I understand he represents the folks in Sugarland, TX. I just hope they are aware that three of his people have been indicted, and that DeLay himself is caught up in the illegality. I sure hope they will elect his opponent, Morrison. The "Hammer" deserves to lose.

[JSJ]

59. pelican bay