Top 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Outraged

[RebelYell]

(from an email, sarcasm at it's best) Can you add your own?

Top 10 Reasons Why I am NOT Outraged at What is Going on in the USA:

1. I only watch 2 shows: Fox News - Fair and Balanced and Bill
O'Reilly's 'The O'Reilly Factor'.

2. I only read books written by Ann Coulter and John O'Neill.

3. I only listen to right-wing radio commentators like Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly (once again).

4. I DO NOT read the newspaper. Why should I? My president doesn't.

5. I have an IQ of about....hmmm...both Bushes' IQs are in the 90's...so mine should be around 92 or maybe 93 tops.

6. It is NOT the economy, stupid!!!!

7. I love ads like those concocted by the Swift Boat Veterans for
Truth. Who cares about the written records, the facts, or what those
people who were actually on the boat say. I just turn on the tv and
listen to this group of "TRUTHFUL" veterans. It is easier and more
convenient. Too bad, they are sinking right now. Damn it!!! I just
wish The New York Times and those 'not fair and balanced' news media
would stop digging for the REAL truth. How did they find out about
those lies and forged signatures in the first place? Well it was fun
while it lasted.

8. I am so superficial that I refuse to vote for somebody with a LONG FACE. I would rather vote for a lying, arrogant, dimwit - Georgie, you're my man!!!!

9. I am too dense to think of the deficit. Who cares?. The daisies
would be in full bloom on top of me by the time the 'shit hits the fan'. Let my grandkids and great-grandkids take care of it.

10. And last but not the least reason why I am not outraged at what is going on is.........I AM A COCAINE-SNORTING dude just LIKE MY
PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's party!!!!!!!!!

[LisaLynne]

1. Hee hee!

I have a question. Is Poppy Bush's IQ only in the 90's, too?

[RebelYell]

3. I think he's a bit smarter than * n/t

[LisaLynne]

5. I've always thought so.

Or hoped so...whatever. :)

[LittleClarkie]

8. At least Bush Sr. knew who NOT to listen to

And has written about what would happen if we tried to invade Iraq. He was right. Too bad sonny didn't listen.

[Streetdoc270]

2. hmm...

11. I think my $300 tat cut is better than the $3000 a year I will loose under the new overtime rules.

(this is a good list for toostupidtobepresident.com)

[RebelYell]

4. Good one! Would be funny if it weren't true n/t

[grace0418]

7. Yeah, we laugh to keep from crying.

[RebelYell]

6. Ok, let's see what the day crowd can do with this one n/t

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