Debates Kerry in Overalls with Keg is that folksy enough

[cheshire]

[WI_DEM]

1. Now you're talkin'

Thanks for the laugh.
:)

Maybe Theresa can come out on stage after the debate in a battered dress, barefoot.

[Jim Sagle]

12. And a corncob pipe, just like Mammy Yoakum,

[PermanentRevolution]

2. Almost...

He could use a piece of straw to chew on, too. Or a can of Skoal.

[cheshire]

6. I may puke here but OK Blacked out tooth and THK is preggers.

Does Kerry scratch his balls?

[seabeyond]

3. lollollol i want really i do i do

lol. an alcoholic he is. then we will get to see the mean drunk laura has lived with for so long

[seabeyond]

5. kerry is the only one on stage that can actually drink the beer n/t

[kentuck]

4. And he will say.....

"Peeple want a leader that sez what he means and means what he sez.."

[seabeyond]

8. sez what he sees and means what he means n/t

cause

you fool me once, and shame on you, fool me again and shame on, shame on, .,.....shame you

[_NorCal_D_]

7. And a big ol' banjo!

:silly:

[cheshire]

9. Ok so people want to see Hee Haw. I want to move to I don't know

Should he show Photos of the trailer.

[seabeyond]

10. bale of hay off to the side, hey wait

that is what they use as prop for the news when they come down to crawford

[Guaranteed]

11. Black out a couple of his teeth.

No, really, I'm thinking maybe Kerry should debate in uniform. He's already going to be towering over Bush, but wearing that uniform would make it look like Bush doesn't even belong on the stage with him.