I'm Going Into The Fake Obama Birth Certificate Business

[Yavin4]

Just tell me what country you want Obama to be born from, and I'll produce the fake birth certificate.

[Arkana]

1. How about Djibouti?

[Yavin4]

3. Djibouti? Absoluti!

Whatever nation you want.

[cliffordu]

5. I knew a sheik from there, once.

Sheik Djibouti, I'm thinking his name was......

[jberryhill]

10. Damn... you beat me

I'm slow on the trigger tonight.

[cliffordu]

13. Loves me some Zappa.

Got to have the Zappa for good mental health

[jberryhill]

9. I Want To Be the Sheik There...

Sheik, Sheik, Sheik
Sheik, Sheik, Sheik
Sheik Djibouti!
Sheik Djibouti!

[Cha]

2. What's wrong with

Kenya? Or has that already been proven to be too much of a wash?

Surely you can do a better job than that screaming lawyer idiot?

[Sub Atomic]

4. Constantinople

[texastoast]

6. Persia

Yeah. Persia.

[fadedrose]

7. All of them; there's so much demand..nt

[Mz Pip]

8. Mozambique

It just sounds cool. :-)

[jberryhill]

11. Abu Dhabi is way cooler to say... /nt

[KingFlorez]

12. Melmac

[Mz Pip]

14. Isn't that

where plastic plates come from? :rofl:

[Better Believe It]

15. How about a Canadian birth certificate! He could become the PM and invade the United States in

order to impose a single payer system!

[Mz Pip]

17. Or Sweden

That's where he inherited all those socialist ideas.

[Better Believe It]

28. Ya but it's easier for Canada to invade the United States than Sweden.

And senior citizens in Detroit and Buffalo would probably welcome the Canadian invaders if they come across the border armed with low-cost prescriptions in their backpacks and military trucks.

[GivePeaceAchance]

16. Greece is lovely this time of year can I have it framed. =)

[Vattel]

18. How about the People's Republic of Oahu?

[LiberalFighter]

19. Make one for Bush from Uranus.

It does sound like getting a bush out of there.

[gauguin57]

20. Atlantis, please.

Good luck tracking down a health department official to issue THAT certificate of live birth!

[Wraith20878]

21. Mianus

Ohio

[Cobalt-60]

22. Kafiristan

they should like that one.

[Clio the Leo]

23. Can you do fake marriage certificates as well?

Might be cool to be First Lady for like a week or so.

[treestar]

24. India

He's here stealing a job from an Amurkan! Make him an H-1B visa, too!

:rofl:

[Jackeens]

25. The USA?

:rofl:

[jberryhill]

27. Oh Be Serious... Nobody Would Believe THAT /nt

[AspenRose]

26. There's gold in them thar hills!

How about Burkina Faso? :rofl:

[thelordofhell]

29. Antarctica