Kerry should address the Boston Tea Party.

[NV1962]

<bitch rant>

We all know the IMMENSE strengths of using Kerry's Bostonian heritage, right? What a POWERFUL campaign winner - he would win by a LANDSLIDE if he'd use the patriotic imagery of his strong ties to Boston as the birthplace of WELL OVER TWO CENTURIES worth of American liberty and democracy, reclaimed from that nasty unliberal and undemocratic Bush!

Of course, we all know the DISGRACE of those wimpy tea drinkers, cake at four and all that rot. It is therefore IMPERATIVE that Kerry addresses this potentially DEVASTATING liability -- IMMEDIATELY -- by renouncing tea parties!

ONLY if he runs on a HEALTHY American tea ticket will he smash his opponent in these elections!

American tea or death!

If Kerry doesn't listen to me and JUMP on this OCCASION he's DOOMED!

I'm serious!

</bitch rant>

[northstar]

1. For a second there, I thought you might have a good idea....

...if Kerry addressed the 'taxation without representation' aspect of the original Boston Tea Party. If he were to juxtapost that against 'today' that all of the MILLIONS of anti-war protesters, not only in America, but on all seven continents, were 'just a *F*CKIN* focus group' and not any worthy to be 'listened to'......sorry, but that slap still makes my blood boil as does so much else.....