Uh oh, the freepers have finally proven that Obama is a muslim! They've never seen him eat pork!

[Clintonista2]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358418/posts

To: GoldStandard
Seriously — has anyone ever seen Hussein eating bacon?



6 posted on October-09-09 11:40:32 AM by BenLurkin (Brave amateurs....they do their part.)

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To: GoldStandard
Our muslim president can’t eat pork...



9 posted on October-09-09 11:41:15 AM by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)

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To: GoldStandard
Has anyone ever seen Dear Leader eating pork?

Hmmmmm.



18 posted on October-09-09 11:44:16 AM by NaughtiusMaximus (Hey, O'Riley! I'd rather be a CRACKER than a CASPAR.)

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To: GoldStandard
Sorry, but the President would NEVER eat a BLT sandwich.

Because MOSLEMS DON’T EAT BACON.



26 posted on October-09-09 11:50:23 AM by Islam=Murder (Hitler hated his Jewish side, Omoslem hates his white side.)

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http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/07/05/obamadog_wideweb__470x351,0.jpg

[thunder rising]

1. And ruined their day, just like that. BTW: Is there a birth certificate on the hotdog.

[flvegan]

2. Guess I'm a muslim too, then.

None of those dirtbags have ever seen me eat pork either.

[Sebastian Doyle]

13. But would you eat vegan "pork chops"??

http://www.thevegancookbook.com/2009/02/barbecue-pork-chop.html

[MrModerate]

3. I love the last picture because of Michelle standing there . . .

Clearly saying under her breath, "Dear, you're nearly 50 years old . . . do you really think you should be eating that garbage?"

[jwirr]

8. Or she is worried about the mustard dripping on his shirt!

[Chulanowa]

34. And his clear response...

"hell yes I should be eating this garbage! Gnarfl, so good!"

[Clio the Leo]

4. and there's a pic somewhere of him eating a straight up pork chop. NT

[Jackeens]

5. Well......

:shrug:

[marmar]

6. What a vile pit Free Republic is.......

The combination of hatefulness and unfettered idiocy is frightful......

Darwin's Nightmare.

[IndianaGreen]

7. Obama is Jewish

The Cohen Model Haplotype is found in individuals among both Ashkenazic and Sephardic populations around the world, as well as among the Bene Israel in India. This phenomenon speaks to great sexual fidelity among Jewish women (at least those married to Cohens!) since only a few sons born from extramarital unions, and therefore without the Cohen Modal Haplotype, would have lowered the percentage a great deal.

The Lemba people of South Africa, who follow Jewish traditions and claim to be descended from the Israelites, also displays the Cohen Modal Haplotype, although at a slightly lower frequency than among Ashkenazim or Sephardim. A sub-clan, the Buba, are held to be the priestly clan of the Lemba, and most of the haplotype found in the Lemba are among the Buba.

From the Autumn 2009 issue of Jewish Currents

Jews and Genes

Alan McGowan

http://www.jewishcurrents.org/2009_fall_jews.html

BTW, Obama eats kosher beef franks. They are quite good!

[vaberella]

15. Hah! n/t

[JonLP24]

9. That's stupid

So what if he was?

Colin Powell
"Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no. That's not America. Is there something wrong with a seven-year-old Muslim-American kid believing he or she could be president? Yet I have heard senior members of my own party drop the suggestion that he is a Muslim and might have an association with terrorists. This is not the way we should be doing it in America.

Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/19/colin-powell-invokes-imag_n_135977.html

[RepublicanElephant]

10. no pig? rush limbaugh is safe. nt

[snagglepuss]

17. LOL nt

[Sebastian Doyle]

11. How do they know he's not Jewish?

Of course the Freeper response to that would probably be "Blacks can't be Jews". (Of course nobody ever told Sammy Davis Jr. about that. Or Michelle Obama's cousin, the rabbi!

[niyad]

12. hey, those could be all-beef kosher dogs

[JaneQPublic]

14. You don't win elections in Illinois or caucuses in Iowa without eating pork (nt)

[theothersnippywshrub]

16. Wrong again you coprophagic freepers!!! He had BBQ ribs as a baby.

Barrack Hussein Obama was born in a jet propelled hot air balloon sometime between January 1959 and October 1964. It is possible that he was born in August of 1961. Obama's mother was his younger half-sister and his father was Sun Yat-sen, neither of whom was born in Hawaii but both of whom have Hawaiian Certificates of Live Birth, as explained below. The attending physician at Obama's birth was from Papua New Guinea. The actual identity of this physician has caused leading republicans to ask the question (often by email): "Which Doctor?" This has caused the republican party some embarrassment due to the republican doctrinal hatred of, and institutional bias against, homophones.

As for the location of baby Obama's birth, the baby's head emerged from the mother's birth canal while the hot air balloon was in Hawaiian airspace. The balloon then traveled to Indonesian airspace where the baby's torso emerged, and from there the balloon went to Kenyan airspace where the baby's legs and feet were delivered. Because of the protracted time lapse during baby Obama'a birth, the other occupants of the hot air balloon were heard to exclaim: Birth! . . er . . . . Birth! . . er . . . . Birth! . . er. Oddly enough, this chant was destined to become an important plank in the republican party platform many years later.

Once the birth of baby Obama was complete, the hot air balloon headed toward Canada. That's right ! Canada ! ! The umbilical cord was cut in international airspace! ! This bears repeating: the umbilical cord was cut in international airspace ! ! ! Under both state and federal law as it existed at the time, this means that Obama was not eligible to become editor of the Harvard Law Review later in his life. However, since life begins at conception (according to republicans), and since baby Obama was conceived in Hawaii which nearly everyone concedes was at that time, and still is, part of this country, Obama is Constitutionally eligible to be President of the United States.

Upon arrival in Canada, the one day old baby Obama spent somewhere between 37 minutes and 42 minutes being indoctrinated into Socialism (he was highly intelligent and a quick learner with a remarkable APGAR score which has always infuriated republicans, him being black and all). There are no records or any evidence whatsoever indicating that baby Obama received any Socialist health care while in Canada, which can mean only one thing. Baby Obama must have received Socialist health care while in Canada and he vowed then and there that someday he would bring Socialist health care to some other unnamed country. And that is two things. The significance of this is both obvious and ominous. Also two things. Hence, this is doubling damning evidence.

The hot air balloon then headed to an undisclosed location in Washington state, (in another country which shall remain unnamed for security reasons) where baby Obama went directly to the world famous Forged Birth Certificates and BBQ Bazaar. There baby Obama purchased three forged Hawaiian birth certificates (one each for himself, his mother and his father) in all the short form, long form, vault copy, balance beam copy, colby, cheddar, and other variations which have been fully, though not clearly, described on the internets.( Probably because the tubes are clogged.) He got the Anti-Christ volume discount of course since his umbilical cord was cut in international airspace. He also purchased 39 different Social Security numbers for future nefarious use. He did not get the gross Lou Dobbs volume discount on this purchase since that requires a purchase of at least 144 Social Security numbers. While at the Forged Birth Certificates and BBQ Bazaar, baby Obama also had the ribs with a side of slaw (child's portion and price).

The hot air balloon now began its triumphant return to Hawaii. Upon arrival in Honolulu, baby Obama immediately called Australia to arrange for the creation of certain documents which might become important many years later. He also made arrangements with future Hawaiian government officials concerning statements they would make 40 some years in the future about his birth. Baby Obama then got jobs at two different Hawaiian newspapers. He was in charge of handling birth announcements and operating the printing presses. The printing press jobs were union, so this obviously is when Obama became a communist. He often would arrive home from work covered in black printer's ink, which left an oily taint in his bathwater. The printer's ink may be the basis for leading republicans later referring to Obama as a "little, black man-child."

Shortly thereafter, baby Obama began teething. While no definitive conclusions can be drawn from this fact, it is highly suspicious since it is well documented that some babies born in Africa, in the same year baby Obama was born, began teething at approximately the same age. It was also during this period of his life that he sometimes wore muslin diapers, which probably explains why some republicans have accused him of being "muslin." As Obama grew older he attended some of the finest schools in the world, possibly including Hogwarts, which may explain why many republicans now call him the "Magic Negro."

The rest of the United States of America and the world call him Mr. President.

[LoZoccolo]

18. If they really want, they can request White House menus through the Freedom of Information Act.

If they want.

[krispos42]

23. That's such a pre-9/11 mindset

Bush classified the menues as "enemy combatants" and has them detained in Gitmo.

[onenote]

19. ben's chili bowl meal:

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=6618017

[Retrograde]

20. Didn't he host a luau this past summer?

Complete with traditional roast pig (a food of the gods, IMHO)?

Ya know, I've never seen Rush Limbaugh or Glen Beck eat bacon either.

[busybl]

27. in rush's case it would be cannibalism

[old mark]

21. He drank beer, too, which good Muslims should not.

That sandwich made me hungry.

mark

[krispos42]

22. They actually have a member named "Islam=Murder"????

Holy shit.



Do their moderators actually do anything???


Anything at all?


Man, a name like that here would be nuked on sight. To many kudos from the Hot Tub.

[jumptheshadow]

24. He took a slice of bacon from the canteen...

when he visited the armed forces in Iraq.

[busybl]

25. I saw a pic of him eating a pork chop during the compaign

[busybl]

26. Michelle's face in pic 3. looks like she's thinking

oh geez, now he's gonna have heartburn all night.

[busybl]

28. and in Hawaii pork and also spam are served a lot

[Sebastian Doyle]

31. Yeah, but nobody's sure whether or not Spam is actually pork!

Or even something native to this planet.

[busybl]

32. please I just had some yesterday

sometimes you just have to suspend reality and go with faith.

[Mz Pip]

29. Does FR

have pork police the follow Obama everywhere? Do they have someone planted inside the White House who inspects the daily menus?

These idiots are like ostriches with their heads in the sand. If they can't see it, therefore it does not exist.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

30. You mean Muslin?

[CreekDog]

33. Mustard on hambugers make him an infidel

that ain't no lie. :P

[BlooInBloo]

35. Wow. Good thing they didn't think of that one during the primaries...

And fuck - now I'm hungry.