Just in from da Mynahs in Texas, Bush don't read, Bush don't read

[opihimoimoi]

He never read the PDB File of Aug 2001...never read about how Osama gonna rip our asses off.

He never got it in his head there was a clear and present danger to America.

Condi, most shocking, never read it either.... even Rummy, who is in charge of DEFENSE, never read it as well. Cause if they really did read it, they woulda warned us man. They woulda told us some shit coming our way... but they never said shit ....did they? The only guy who read it was Asscroft who took to flying by private planes thereafter.

What is it with these guys? Why don't Bush read??

[oasis]

1. He reads the Bible (Cliff notes).

[Bundbuster]

2. Oh, but he does

Come, we vacation for 30 days in Crawford.

[izzie]

5. I would say not the King James but the "King"George.

It is so much fun to be ruled by the few on the top. Maybe in-breeding has made them all this way. Do re-call that Spain's ruling family lisp and now ours can not read or speak and maybe Kerry has lost his way.I feel he, Kerry, is being controlled like Gore.I guess it is the early hour. I woke up thinking we just had to get out of Iraq.

[oasis]

3. He's only halfway through "The Pet Goat".

[opihimoimoi]

4. A person in Bushys position, the Highest Office in the World, who brags

he don't read...is telling us he is smarter than all the writers, post and present, that he don't need to read as it is a waste of his tortured mind and time....

This man is OUR President?? Folks, this is serious shit here, if the man don read, most likely his thinking is impaired and very shallow. I mean, just check out his speeches and you gatta know this. He is always groping for words...an indication of mental gears slipping and without oil.

[oasis]

6. Chimpy may be "oiling" his mental gears with Jack Daniels.

[opihimoimoi]

11. its a solvent ...JD is, not a lubricant...LOL

[MagickMuffin]

7. What can he say, he's just plain LAZY!

He has to have My Pet Goat read to him by 3rd graders.

Apparently it is a very intriguing story. That even planes crashing into buildings, and a field (and being told that "America is under Attack") is not enough to stop hearing how the story ends!!!

[imax2268]

8. no...he doesn't read the bible...

he watches it...

http://www.animatedbible.com/

[Cronus Protagonist]

9. He would have bet on the trifecta, no doubt.

So he couldn't have read it, could he?

http://bushspeaks.com/home.asp?did=164


http://brainbuttons.com/home.asp?stashid=13

[devinsgram]

10. The reason he doesn't read is probably because

He more than likely dyslexic. It is not officially documented, but he has earmarks of the disorder. His speech patterns include pronoun reversal, word substitutions and the switching of positive to negative meanings, which along with his mispronunciations are all classic signs of serious reading difficulty. That's why he lets others read newspapers and then he digests them. Otherwise he probably would not understand what he read.

It's been reported that he does not take notes during briefings. He has been known to throw down typed briefings and ask his aides to digest the material more throughly.

Even if he read the PDF, he probably didn't understand it.

Pathetic, isn't it. If this country allows this to continue the last four years will have been a day at the beach, considering what the next four years will bring.

[opihimoimoi]

12. Thanks for the input...me thinks he also don LISTEN very well

[cthrumatrix]

13. he is a puppet...he is told what to do...notice the lack of press conferen

[opihimoimoi]

14. Are we Americans into this ADA so much we get a Disabled President?

to run our Gov't??

The man is clearly challenged.

My God, what has America done to itself.... almost makes you wanna cry.

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Bush is a corporate PIMP!

He don't need to read to be a pimp! He skipped the three Rs just like he skipped boot camp! The Boy is a dud! All he needs to do is be the front man for Poppy and friends! The fact that he is a dumb ass don't register with people who are dumb enough to think W is smart! All the GOPers hear is the words KKKarl and Poppy put in W's smirking mouth! The BUshit is what the veggies want and need to thrive! The dumber Bush is, the better the average KKKonservatives like him, because they can ALL relate to his stupidity! He is the best they've got to offer, is the sad truth!

[opihimoimoi]

16. If this guy is their BEST???? I can only imagine their worst///

People want a President dumber than themselves...How perverse is THAT?

[Hubert Flottz]

17. Now the GOPers want to act like a "Civil War" in Iraq is a big win!

A civil War in Iraq, is just some "frat boys blowing off steam" and using anything they can lay their hands on to do it, to hear the people on CNN tell it! I think a civil war in Iraq would spill over national borders before it ends! Ali-Shrubie and his forty fools have opened a can of worms that a can of Whoop-Ass can't mend! We are in a world of Shit in Iraq and Bushco is who lied, pleaded and begged to get us in there!

Bush promised us rose gardens in Iraq, but so far all we've gotten is more BUshit and Bombast! We are paying daily for our "War President's" ineptitude, but the NeoZombies just grin and feel "SAFE"! The sheep don't want to know or hear the facts!

America is headed full speed ahead in the wrong direction, with Lt. Shrub at the wheel! The man that can't master a simple bicycle, in the drivers seat of the "Great Ship of State"? You'd think America could do better!

[opihimoimoi]

18. WE jus know America can do BETTER........and she will as she slowly

wakes up from her Van Winkle snooze.

Bush is no "Leader", he failed us. He failed to prptect America when he got into office.

He failed to get cooperation and Peace. Instead, things got worse under Bush. The man is an idiot.

You are right, how in the world he is in charge of the Helm when he cannot even ride a bike.....???

Blows my mind....

[Hubert Flottz]

23. I think Shrub has a thang for farm animals!

He claims he's a cowpuncher, but we know he don't ride horses or mules! Jus what does he mean by "Cowpoke?" Maybe he's really a Goatpuncher! What do Goatpunchers ride? He spends a lot of quality time studying Goats! Even teaches classes on Goat Husbandry! The whole East Coast was under attack and all Shrub could talk about was GOATS?

[yardwork]

19. Having dyslexia makes things more difficult, but it's no excuse

I know highly intelligent, educated, successful people who have dyslexia. They are extremely articulate and knowledgable. Yes, they are lousy typists and tend to get their words misspelled and mixed up when they write quickly. However, when they need to get it right they take the time to do so.

If shrub has a learning disability that is so severe he can't read or understand things at all, he has no business being president. He refused to release any medical records about himself. There's a reason why presidential candidates should be required to reveal their medical histories. We have a right to know who we are electing, and whether or not they can do the job.

[cheshire]

20. What's really sad is he hasn't bothered to learn how to overcome it.

[Stephanie]

21. Oh, I think they read it - and decided it was time for vacation ASAP.

They read it (the July briefing, same deal) and skipped town, got out of DC, both Bush & Cheney, for the entire month of August. Scared little Bunnypants COWARDS. Got THEMSELVES out of harm's way. Left the rest of us to fend for ourselves.

[ncteechur]

22. That is why it took hime seven minutes after he was told of the

trade buildings. He lost his place in "My Pet Goat" and it took him seven minutes to find his place again. Don't interrupt him when he is reading classic literature. Damn that Andy Card.

[opihimoimoi]

24. The Chimpy sat there for 7 minutes and looked loke stupid or what???

People jumpimg off the friggen buildings while he photo ops