a THOUSAND WORDS: "UNDERHANDED?" here's PROOF!

[Cartooner]

[Catfight]

1. He doesn't have a heart to put his hand over. He's an embarrassment.

[Kikosexy2]

2. Looks..

like indigestion or just passing gas or bad tummy-ache. Laura that was bad weed you gave me last night--get a fresh dime bag on the way home honey.

[Cartooner]

4. or ... "I cannot tell a lie"

I did some coke, but I didn't inhale"

[punpirate]

5. Yeah, no inhaling...

... someone told him he'd have more fun if he put it on his dick, so he rubbed it on Cheney's head.... :P

[dave123williams]

3. He's an off-world alien...

...and that's where his heart actually is.

Or, maybe he's got his hand over the umbillical cord that's still attached to his MOTHER.

[KharmaTrain]

6. Clueless Or Shameless

Not sure what it is in that picture. Too stupid to know he's supposed to be hand-over-heart...or too arrogant to think it's worthy of "his station".

BTW...Ted Olson sure looks like he's having a grand old time. LOL. I think he's holding on to his little black book.