Idea For Anti-Bush Ad (MoveOn, et al.)

[GiovanniC]

BUSH (Farrell would be awesome) gets into a car (station wagon or minivan) with a driving INSTRUCTOR. The car is red or blue with license plate: W'S USA.

INSTRUCTOR: Now, George, remember -- it's important to be ready to drive before you even start the car. Put your seat belt on, and adjust the seat and mirrors, THEN start the car.

BUSH rolls eyes, ignores instructor, starts car.

INSTRUCTOR: It's also very important to have a plan. Know where you're going, and how you're going to get there.

BUSH shifts the car into gear and squeals out of the parking lot and into the street without looking, clipping several cars along the way.

INSTRUCTOR (becoming anxious): George, you're not driving the right way!

BUSH (in phony Texas accent): You don't support muh drivin'? I'm the drivin' president!

INSTRUCTOR: You're putting lives in danger! You're going the wrong way on a one-way street!

BUSH: I don't need tuh ask permission to drive down a road. What are ya, FRENCH?

INSTRUCTOR: You're going to kill innocent people! Turn this car around!

BUSH: I made a decision to go down this road, and I'ma stick wit' it!

INSTRUCTOR: STOP THIS CAR!

BUSH: I gotta stay the course. I'm decisive. I'm resolute. I'm steadfast. I'm determined. I'm stayin' the cour--

Car CRASHES head-on into another vehicle.

BUSH climbs out of wreckage.

VOICEOVER: On November 2, tell George W. Bush that we're tired of him going in the wrong direction. Choose a new driver on Election Day.

[Arkana]

1. That's a good one

Send it to MoveOn.

[MidwestTransplant]

2. That's really really funny!

[donco6]

3. This is good.

And I don't compliment lightly.

[Tamyrlin79]

4. It'd get the point across...

and put the lie to the "horses in mid-stream" bullshit.

Send it to Moveon...

[creeksneakers2]

5. I like that idea :) n/t

[deadparrot]

6. Clever. I like it.