AHHHHH!!!!! If I see this sticker one more time....

[Catch22Dem]

If I see this fucking thing one more time on the back of some SUV I'm gonna lose my lunch right on my dash board! I live in repuke infested Okla. and they're everywhere, but they're NEVER on an actual car, it's always some gas hoggin' SUV! Why can't these people just be satisfied with the size of their dicks?

[jeff30997]

1. "Why can't these people just be satisfied with the size of their dicks?"

Exactly ! Big SUV = Small Weenie. :)

[Gman]

7. I beg your pardon...

I drive an SUV and I'm not quite sure I agree with your equation! ;)

[Anaxamander]

14. Big SUV = Small Tits?

Most of the SUVs I see are driven by women, so dicks don't seem to have a lot to do with it.

[demnan]

2. Ditto in Virginia

n/t

[Jacobin]

3. There's one that's even worse (for me anyway)

Picture of a little boy peeing on the word "France"

Gack!!

[Catch22Dem]

5. Oh that's nice

I like the cars that have the same little boy, except he's kneeling in front of a cross and praying.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

8. Yep, more classiness from the party of family values

[grace0418]

28. We call that

"Klassy with a K" around here.

[ieoeja]

39. Klassy Kountry Kousins? n/t

[AspenRose]

27. I saw one of those yesterday....except

he was peeing on the word "Texas."

(Some New Mexicans are fed up with Texans.)

[baltodemvet]

4. If you saw...

their dicks, you'd understand.

[onehandle]

6. Same thing here in Atlanta.

In Atlanta proper, Kerry stickers outnumber Bush stickers by far. The majority of the Bush stickers I see are on those monsters. Never a car.

[drdigi420]

23. mostly OUTSIDE the city for Bush stickers

INSIDE the city, where there is a greater ratio of informed people, the Kerry/Edwards stickers reign supreme

[no name no slogan]

30. In Minnesota

In my daily commute between the western edge of Minneapolis and downtown St. Paul, I've seen very few of those W stickers. Daily, I see at least a dozen K/E and a few more anti-Bush (or even Wellstone) stickers. And this is supposed to be a "swing state" this year!

On an interesting note, most of the Ws I've seen have been on SUVs. However, I did see a W on two cars-- both of them were Mercedes.

Go figure.

[Morning Dew]

34. I drive about 200 miles a day for my job . . .

in the metro area - primarily Mpls. and western suburbs. My informal bumper poll has K/E stickers outnumbering shrubco stickers 5 to 1.

*However*, in the last few weeks, mass quantities of Smirk signs have gone up all over the west metro (esp. Eden Prarie, Minnetonka, Wayzata).

If you live in the Mpls/ St. Paul metro area, it's easy to become complacent because we're a DFL stronghold (for the most part, anyway)and it's hard to get a finger on the pulse of the whole state. Outstate MN runs a big red circle around us, unfortunately.

[no name no slogan]

43. True, that

It seems that everything west of Alexandria or Mankato is solid GOP, but there are some pockets of resistance, so to speak.

However, one thing that has suprised me lately is the number of K/E lawnsigns I'm seeing in some of the 2nd- and 3rd-tier burbs. These are places where I'd never see Clinton or Gore signs, but where K/E signs are equal to or more than B/C signs.

MN usually goes blue because of the Mpls/St. Paul vote, the inner MSP burbs, and the NE corner of the state. There's parts in the NE where there's only one party (DFL), and the DFL primary is the de facto general election.

Either way, I wouldn't be suprised if we see a lot of crossover this year. I've even heard that ex-Governor Arne Carlson is in Kerry's camp. Take that, Randy Kelly (traitorous DINO mayor of St Paul)!

[Str8DemTicket]

9. Why are people

not required to prove they *REQUIRE* a vehicle with more living space then all Homeless People put together???? And why can you own more then one????

[ieoeja]

40. Because we're not a communist country.

It's called freedom.

[ET Awful]

10. Nearly every morning here in Mass., I see a beat up old

Dodge Neon, it's one of the first ones that came out, so probably a '93 or '94 or somewhere around there. This thing is completely beat to shit, paint flaking off, rust all over.

The idiot driving it is obviously not very well off (based on having seen the guy getting in and out of the car occasionally at Dunkin' Donuts, etc.). But, emblazoned on his rear window are two of those stickers and on the bumper are two Bush/Cheny '04 stickers.

Yet another chump who votes against his own interests apparently.

[DoYouEverWonder]

11. Well at least my SUV

has this on the bumper.

[nickinSTL]

21. Mine too!

In my defense, I have a fairly small SUV. :D

[trogdor]

26. I'll never judge someone who drives a Forrester-class SUV

My ol' lady has one. It gets 25 MPG or so. It's also really good in snow. We live in upstate NY. Way upstate. People don't buy Subaru Forresters as status symbols. They buy them to get around; that's why you see lots of them around here.

[nickinSTL]

31. Mine's a Hyundai Santa Fe

Not quite the mpg of a Forester, but a VERY nice vehicle (which surprised me, I'm generally a Toyota fan)

But, I got so sick of sliding around in my Corolla every time it rained. It's also good on snow.

[Cheesehead]

12. I saw one on an Audi yesterday

along with a new one I hadn't seen before:

I voted FOR John Kerry before
I voted AGAINST John Kerry


Wittier than the average Repug drivel but still low class!

[LizW]

13. The one I've started seeing on every SUV is

the square black one with "W" and under that "The President".

I think they leafleted with the damn things. I call it "The mark of the beast".

I've been thinking that I wish I had some stickers that could be stuck on right beside the black ones that say "because I need another big tax break." I would love to stick that on a few Hummers and Escalades.

[zulchzulu]

15. Suggested defacing of W sticker

Get yourself a red marker and...um...yunno...

[ClassWarrior]

17. No DON'T.

Some asshole put a Bush*/Cheney* sticker over my Kerry sticker this weekend, and was I hacked. That's NOT how a democracy operates - and I don't know about you, but I'm supporting Kerry because I want my democracy back.

23.

[zulchzulu]

24. I was kidding...but ya never know

I mentally do the altered additions in my head in the rare case when I see those stickers.

[arbusto_baboso]

25. Happened to my bumper sticker here in SoCal, too....

And I used it for campaign fuel. Wrote LTTE's to all the local papers citing this as evidence of the "petty and juvenile" nature of the harder-core Bush supporters, and ended with a plea to "all sane, moderate Republicans" to wake up and see what dissent-crushing fanatics they've allied themselves with, and to come over to the "Light Side"!

Already received supportive LTTE's in some of those papers stating they'd do just what I suggested!

If we handle stuff like this properly, we can turn it around on the SOB's!

[ClassWarrior]

37. Great job!!! I'm saving up evidence of stolen lawn signs the same purpose.

23.

[ClassWarrior]

16. Ahhhh, the stealth sticker...

They're afraid to come right out and admit they're voting for One-Term Jr., The Excuse pResident, so they have these stickers with just initials on them.

Kerry in a landslide - now get out there and knock on some doors!

23.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

18. That sticker creeps me out-very cult like

Reminds me of the Stalinist "cult of personality" techniques. After all, Shrub is running on his perceptions and not substance.

The other one I've heard of but not seen is "W is for Women". That one makes me :puke:

[SheepyMcSheepster]

19. aren't those stickers a knock off of stickers like these....?

i have seen the oval stickers with with letters/abbreviations for years. he is one example:

[LiberalEsto]

22. So here's a sticker for us:

OTB

(One Term Bush)


Wish I could take credit for it, but the rethugs used that in NJ years and years ago in reference to then-Gov. Brendan Byrne, hoping he would be a one-termer. OTB is also an acronym fo off-track betting which was a big deal in NYC at the time. Byrne, a Democrat won despite the OTB sticker,

but somehow I think OTB would work for us -- using a very old rethug campaign term against them.


Anyone have the means to make up little oval OTB stickers?

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

38. Started with European countries

Then Orange County, CA picked it up with "SJC" (San Juan Capistrano) stickers etc.

I wonder how many Republikkkans out there know their beloved sticker originated in France and Germany?

[SheepyMcSheepster]

44. yeah, i recall years ago seeing "GER" and "FRA" stickers

do they have some significance or is it just a design/abbreviation that someone thought was cool?

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

45. I think it used to be a legal requirement

The originals said "D" (Deutschland), "GB" (Great Britain) etc. I think they were little metal plates, not stickers, originally, and you were supposed to show one when you drove around Europe. European number plates are not instantly recognizable the way our state license plates are, or at least in the 80s they weren't.

Yuppies who traveled to Europe in the 80s tthought it was tres chic to put "D" plates on their Beemers, "S" plates on their Saabs, "GB" plates on their Jags, etc. Most people didn't know what it meant and it became a fad because it seemed like a rich people's secret code.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

20. Here's a thread I started yesterday on the very same subject

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1728053&mesg_id=1728053

There's one on a car where I work...

[gauguin57]

29. Yeah ... till you have to drive in snow up to your armpits, don't

judge on the SUV question.

[TheDonkey]

32. I've seen dozens of them on my college campus! disgusting

only a couple K/E stickers. :(

[cmf]

33. I hate that one, but I hate this one more

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

"W The President" Like he's some movie opening on a holiday weekend and not a candidate for office. It makes me sick.

ewww, I feel dirty having to go to his site to get picture. eeeew. I need to take a shower now.

[skygazer]

35. Who thought of that one anyway?

How utterly undignified, to be known as "W". Did someone think it was a compliment or something when people called him Dubya?

They make my brain hurt.......

[OnionPatch]

36. That's the free one

It came to my husband although he hasn't been Republican for years. I'm guessing if the Repubs had to actually pay for a sticker you would see many less of them.

[Carni]

41. I saw a real gem this morning

Some unkempt, hefty, woman, puttering along in an old Escort
had a bunch of Bush/Cheney and pro-life stickers on her glamour ride... but the highlight was a large sign in her rear window that said "Don't forget to flush the John on November 2nd"

[mzmolly]

42. I'd love to paste over them with ...

[cheshire]

46. Because their ladies keep reminding them how small it is. It is about them

you know no one counts but them. Joking is based on fact.