Cheney: Kerry doesn't have Terror Resolve

[Sparkly]

"America faces a choice between a strong and a steadfast president and his opponent who seems to adopt a new position every day," Cheney said.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=694&ncid=703&e=2&u=/ap/20040924/ap_on_el_pr/cheney

He's part right. We can have a president who's strong and steadfast, or one who fights weakly in Afghanistan, giving Al Qaeda a pass in order to divert attention to Iraq; one who ignores the military's own information, advice and requests when they might interfere with his polital popularity; one who's unsteady in hotspots like Fallujah and Najaf, attacking then negotiating with Al Sadr then withdrawing then attacking again; one who is too scared to hear the truth, to tell the truth, or to deal with the truth, but instead mouths platitudes like "freedom's on the march" and calls himself "resolute" in his consistent, steadfast ability to screw up.

I'll take the "strong and steadfast" president: Kerry.

[cthrumatrix]

1. WE have the resolve for "firing" his ass on Nov 2... sit tight Dick

[Infomaniac]

2. Crashcart, the last comic standing

Crashcart just could be the Last Comic Standing. Who knew he could be so unintentionally hilarious. Bush's "deer in the headlights" expression on September 11th ought to be the backdrop whenever Crashcart speaks about resolute leadership.

[Sparkly]

3. or "Hey Snarly, resolve THIS!!!"

[punpirate]

4. This really ought to be easily turned around...

... to: "American faces a choice between a rigidly inflexible and posturing President and an opponent who seems to actually think about the progress of events."

[misterphelps]

5. Isn't that a carpet cleaner?