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daddybear Donating Member (538 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 01:39 PM
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Then YOU are a Republican't (Borrowed)

If you like deficits….then you’re a Republican.

If you like little or no regulation of environment…then you’re a Republican.

If you promise education programs and don’t fund them…then you’re a Republican.

If you agree lying to go to war is okay …. then you’re a Republican.

If you don’t care that millions are out of work…then you’re a Republican.

If you don’t care millions have no health insurance… then you’re a Republican.

If you think Iraq is a success…. then you’re a Republican.

If you think the Pharmaceutical Industry should dictate where to buy your medicine…then you’re a Republican.

If you don’t care who will honor our treaties and International agreements…. then you’re a Republican.

If you don’t care about fundamental religious theocrats getting into our secular government …then you’re a Republican.

And if you like to disguise prejudice as compassion and patriotism… then you’re a Republican.

You’d have to be senile to vote Republican.

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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 01:40 PM
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1. This is going to all my repbulican friends!
Great post
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 01:41 PM
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2. Oh that list could go on and on !
good post
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 01:51 PM
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3. If you think touch screen voting machines don't need paper trail...
...you are a republican.

If you think secretly purging registered voter lists of all last names that look and sound like last names of convicted felons especially in known democratic voting districts is perfectly okay...you are a republican.
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daddybear Donating Member (538 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 02:59 PM
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4. Just keep on adding....
this could wind up being the largest thread ever! HAHAHAHAH
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drdigi420 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 03:03 PM
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5. If you think Saddam Hussein flew planes into the WTC...
then you might be a republican

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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 03:16 PM
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6. If you think vacationing at the ranch is the best response to a terror
warning about Al-Qaeda...then you're a Republican
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Zynx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 03:17 PM
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7. If you honestly believe Democrats want the US to fail...
then you're a Republican.
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kwolf68 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 03:19 PM
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8. If


You are "pro-life" and are also viciferously "pro-war" then you are a Republican
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 03:22 PM
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9. A similar one...
If you're pro-life, but also pro-death penalty, then you are a Republican.
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TransitJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 03:25 PM
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12. Ya beat me to it!!!
:argh:
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Duncan Grant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 03:22 PM
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10. If you send troops to war while reducing their benefits...
then you're a Republican.
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TransitJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 03:24 PM
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11. If you think
the "right to life" is for fetuses and not for convicts, then you're a republican.
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WilmywoodNCparalegal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 03:29 PM
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13. another one...
if you think women are baby-breeding machines without control over their own bodies, then you are a republican

if you think the 1st Amendment only applies to your opinions and not to different opinions, you are a republican

if you think that only a handful of companies should be given lucrative contracts in Iraq without bidding, you are a republican
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msturgis524 Donating Member (297 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 03:35 PM
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14. If you send troops to war without body armor
Then attack your opponents for voting against funding bills.
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msturgis524 Donating Member (297 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 03:37 PM
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15. If you attack a war hero
without seeing combat yourself
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Duncan Grant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 05:18 PM
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16. The core value of your party is Anti-Choice but at your national...
convention, in an effort to deceive and manipulate the electorate, your prime time speakers are all Pro-Choice -- then my friends, you are a Republican. :grr:
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