Can we psyche Bush out prior to debates?

[cheshire]

I was thinking of sending him millions of bags of pretzels. We could make up a flyer that says if you lie in the name of God you will go to hell and have millions sent to him a reverse of his propaganda. OK give me hell or give me ideas.

[unblock]

1. that requires a brain

[Sparkly]

2. Just clip newspaper headlines on Iraq and send those

If he saw them, that'd freak him out. I'm sure he'd be shocked.

Nobody around the Chimp lets him near actual news.

[cheshire]

4. He gets a woody over others death ergo smirk. I don't want him happy.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. He'd have to have a conscience

for the disaster in iraq to bother him. That mo'fo' went to bed at 11:00 on 9/11, for heaven's sake -- a normal president would have been up all night. Nothing bothers Bush because he has no conscience; he doesn't give a crap about horrible stuff happening to other people. He's Ted Bundy without the charm.

[Kierkegaard]

6. Unfortunately, that wouldn't work.

He doesn't read. Maybe if we sent him books on tape?

[ThoughtCriminal]

3. Tell him there WILL be math problems

nt

[napi21]

7. The polls may be doing that for us already!

Nothing defeats like over-confidence. If the polls continue to show him in the lead, that could actually make him overconfident, and just maybe a little too arrogant for many voters to accept!

[cheshire]

8. Pics of infamous 7 mins., my pet goat books. What would work?

A photo of Laura and A chimp hugging.

[NMDemDist2]

9. let's all send him a "two faced" poster to the White House and to

Crawford


hehehehe

bags and bags of two faced posters LOL

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

10. Nope.

You can't send shit to the White House and he doesn't read and besides his handlers would keep anything even remotely negative about five hundred miles away from him.

[cheshire]

12. That is not helping being negative. He would here about it even if he

didn't see it. If millions are sent the news would be on it. Any helpful ideas?

[gmoney]

11. Noonan! NOONAN!

NuuuuNOONan! Miss It!

Of course, that didn't work in Caddyshack, either.