Damn! That's well done!
Here's a blast from the past:
Revision Thing
A history of the Iraq war, told entirely in liesPosted on Saturday, September 20, 2003
**All text is verbatim from senior Bush Administration officials and advisers. In places, tenses have been changed for clarity. Originally from Harper's Magazine, September 2003. **
By Sam Smith
Once again, we were defending both ourselves and the safety and survival of civilization itself. September 11 signaled the arrival of an entirely different era. We faced perils we had never thought about, perils we had never seen before. For decades, terrorists had waged war against this country. Now, under the leadership of President Bush, America would wage war against them. It was a struggle between good and it was a struggle between evil.
There's more at my blog (and a link to the entire piece):
http://ascrivenerslament.blogspot.com/