Get smelling salts for Thursday

[JPJones]

Let's try this again.

Tell family/friends to put them under your nose if any of the following is spoken:

If Kerry says:
liar
PNAC
draft
The Pet Goat


If B* says:
I lied
I'm sorry
I misled
no WMD
Osama Bin Laden

[Gelliebeans]

1. funny post

but eerily true lol

[cheshire]

2. I was thinking Kerry needs a handheld buzzer for all the lies. BZZ BZZ BZZ

[Kierkegaard]

3. Buzzer, hell. He needs one of those dog training collars to zap

the shit out of Scrub every time he tells a lie, which will probably be every time he opens his mouth.

[xxqqqzme]

7. now THAT would B

funny. squatter would either: B on the floor or drain the batteries.



Remember that old Cheers when Cliff had someone shocked him everytime he wandered off N2 trivia land?

[FearofFutility]

10. LOL!

I love the visualization!:D

[Arkana]

11. I can see it now:

Bush: I think that...

Kerry: (presses shock button and electrocutes Bush)

[Ladyhawk]

13. ROTFLMAO! n/t

[MuseRider]

4. Funny!

I just found out that I am going to be home alone, my husband will be gone so I have to record it and will have the dubious pleasure of viewing it twice. My plan, tequila shots to get me through. At least hubby won't be here to yell at me for yelling at Bush* then yelling at Bush* himself. So, where do you get smelling salts these days?

[dogtag]

5. I may need a defibrillator to sit through this. (n/t)

[bryant69]

6. I'm Optimstic myself

I think that Kerry will do pretty good, and Bush will look like a dope.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[grasswire]

8. GIN (eom)

[luaneryder]

9. Won't have TV access that night

and will depend on DU for posting critical points and updates.

[Clinton Crusader]

12. No matter HOW it comes out

the media will say * was brilliant and Jefferson-like...
:kick: