Bush is the Greatest Debater of All Time

[TomClash]

Kerry has no chance.

Bush floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee.

He's the Caruso of debates.

Bush is so outstanding he would roll Churchill in a debate.

Lincoln and Douglas would not have the courage to debate him.

With that natural Texas charm, there is no question who is the better debater.

If Kerry is even still in the studio at the end of the debate, it will be an enormous surprise.

[RubyDuby in GA]

1. Wow

I didn't realize it was Hyperbole Tuesday.

[sam sarrha]

2. Bush is the MASTER of the Hollow Statement...

check out www.renanabrooks.com

[jeff30997]

3. Greatest...Debater...Ever.

Bush floats like a rock and stinks like a brown log.

[polmaven]

4. Absolutely!

We can't point this out too much! Democrats CANNOT go into these debates expecting Senator Kerry to do well, because they will be terribly demoralized if they do. George W. Bush is such an erudite, well read, well spoken debater, if John Kerry leaves the studio with all of his limbs in place, he will have exceeded the expectations of most experts. This can't be stressed enough!

[Was_Immer]

5. Reminds me of MadTV

Remember on the old Mad TV skits.... Lower Expectations... :)

[sam sarrha]

6. another "CHILLING"..article on Dubbya.

www.reclaimdemocracy.org/weekly_2003/bush_language_power_fear.html

you might have to go to Yahoo or MSN to reach it.. i have problems with Google with this stuff.

and the Chilling was making fun of Faux NEWS...

[K8-EEE]

7. KERRY WILL BE BEAT TO A BLOODY PULP

By GWB's stunning command of the English language, ooooh, I can't watch, somebody get my smelling salts!

[ShaneGR]

8. Kerry= Dead Man Walking

I just pray that Bush doesn't toy with him too long, this could go down in history as the worlds greatest ass-kicking..... ever. It will be a tremendous victory if, at the end, Kerry doesn't drop to his knees and pray to the man-god for mercy.

[onecent]

9. Isn't anyone tired of the sarcasm yet?

[babylonsister]

10. Yep.

Would be nice if all the negative energy turned positive.

[earthside]

11. This IS what people are hearing ...

Don't laugh too much at the sarcasm, because this is exactly the message average, unpolitical Americans are hearing on all the corporate 'news' outlets. Broadcast, cable, and radio are all pushing the line the Bush is solidly ahead, is the favorite in the debate, and will probably win ... so you'd better get on board.

Be sarcastic now, but every DUer had better e-mail and call-in talk shows to counter the Bush spin after the debate -- because that is where the real battle is going to be.

[rniel]

12. Still Kerry has to walk a fine line

cause don't you think he can go too far on the attack and people will feel sorry for bush. He'll get sympathy points. Didn't something like this happen in the debates with gore.