Dear God, George W. Bush is just as dumb as a brick

[WilliamPitt]

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/09/28/politics/trail/29TRAIL-OHIO.html

President's Math Goes a Bit Awry in Ohio
By CARL HULSE

Published: September 28, 2004

(snip)

"I'm proud to be on this stage with John Boehner. What a fine man he is, and a great United States senator," the president said to applause. "I'm proud to have worked with him on important legislation, and I'm proud to call him friend."

The president went on to say that he was honored "that Mike DeWine is with me today, the fine United States senator from the state of Ohio." Mr. Bush then continued with his comments, saying, "Speaking about senators, I hope you put George Voinovich back in office. He's a fine leader, good man." Let's see: Senators Boehner, DeWine and Voinovich — that makes three, which is one too many even for a state being courted to the degree Ohio is.

Actually, Mr. Boehner is a member of the House from Ohio and the chairman of the committee that handles education and labor issues, where he has worked closely with the White House and has been a dependable ally of the president. But a senator he is not — that title goes to Mr. DeWine and Mr. Voinovich.

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Fuzzy math strikes again

[chiburb]

2. Aw, cut him some slack...

He was just happy to have a Boehner at all...

[Owlet]

3. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! good one!

[Sub Atomic]

5. :spits out coffee:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[shrub chipper]

7. On his meds, I bet "Boehners" ARE out of the question

[Mr_Spock]

14. LOL - good one

n/m

[gatorboy]

21. Huh Huh! He said Boehner.....

Sadly, no one else will probably cover his royal dumbass's latest snafu...

[cheshire]

4. Looks like he's never met them or could care less. Go Ceasar. asshat.

I never get suprised with anything he does anymore just annoyed.

[maine_raptor]

6. No, at least a brick knows which direction down is. n/t

[molly]

8. Aww, give the guy a break - after all he only had the best

education money could buy.

[madrchsod]

9. ha,ha,ha,

that george ,ya got to love him!!!! he`s such a card! really you would think that even the ass lickers would see that he doesn`t give a shit about them but i guess when they have their faces stuck in his ass they can`t see or hear much.....

[NewJeffCT]

10. did his cue card get smudged?

maybe some ink ran down the page?

[russian33]

11. Yes Will, he is. Thanks for writing. Sincerely, God

[opihimoimoi]

12. The AirHead Prez strikes again with his cheerleading moves...

He is so Girly Mon its laughable....LOL

He is a National JOKE.....

[sistersofmercy]

13. Wouldn't it be fun to see bush* on Jeopardy?

Especially if the categories were US history, Geography, World Leaders and Affairs, the Constitution and Ecomonics. :evilgrin:

[russian33]

15. i take The Rapist for $500 Alec!

[Serial Mom]

16. Dense as a brick, he uses same words over and over and over . . .

oops, one to many overs! (I wanted to say Thick as a Brick, but that would be an insult to Jethro Tull and the great song!)

Dubya uses the exact words "Speaking about fill in title, I hope you put person's name back in office. He's a fine leader, good man." in every state, in every city, in every stump speech - it's like they taught a dog how to do something via repetition.

[BillZBubb]

17. Gosh the more stuff like that about Bush* I hear

the more I realize he's just a regular Joe like me! Sure he makes a few mistakes, but you always know where he stands. And if he makes a mistake he doesn't back down or change direction like that flip-floppy Kerry. No! Our steadfast, decisive president manfully sees his mistakes through to the end. That's the American way!!!!

[demosincebirth]

18. A brick has a use.

[lancdem]

19. One time, Ronald Reagan called Sen. Don Nickles

Don Rickles.

[giant_robot]

20. I can see the scene inside the White House already...

Karl Rove: "Okay Mr. President, we'll go over this one more time. Condi, get me the handpuppets."

[chiburb]

22. Wonder if Boehner's nickname is "Woody"? n/t

[UrbScotty]

23. Why isn't the librul TV media covering it? (nt)