The Debate I would like to see.

[Fuzzy LaRue]

Sense the debates are more of a media event, why not treat it as one.
Have the candidates come in to loud rock music, escorted by scantily clad female valets and under a shower of fireworks.

Allow the candidates to had a staredown between the podiums before shaking hands. Let them do an end zone dance when they score a point.

Maybe Hank Williams Jr. could sing at the start of the show, "Are you ready for some Hardball! A political parteeee!"

Lasers, lights, pyrotechnics, cheerleaders, Beyonce (not Janet) exposing herself. Maybe even tossing a pundit or two to the lions.


Just think, if something like this was sprung on the public out of the blue, can you imagine what the audience would be for the second one!

Post debate interview with Kerry, "I'm telling you Mean Gene, I am not doing this for me. I am doing it for all of the little Kerriacs out there that are taking their vitamins, and doing their homework and going to the polls. Bush, what are you gonna do, when Kerrimania runs wild on you!"






Okay, so it has been a slow day at work.

[Fuzzy LaRue]

1. 2008 would be on pay-per-view!