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bush equals idiot Donating Member (757 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:24 PM
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Whitehouse Admits...Mclellan: "BUSH HAS IQ OF 67 !!!! Can you believe
YOU GOT TO READ THIS. http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6125258/site/newsweek

The Whitehouse today announced that President George W. Bush has an IQ of 67.

QUOTE ... "The President is far, far less intelligent than commonly thought. Even the simplest tasks remain well beyond his reach. What a moron."

This is his OWN press secretary saying this!!!!!!!!

America are you LISTENING for Christ Sake?

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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:26 PM
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1. that high?
doesn't 67 fall in the 'retarded' category?

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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:36 PM
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22. Hahha, apparently Joe Lockart
thinks Kerry is an idiot too! LOL
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Qutzupalotl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:26 PM
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2. Commentary
take with salt
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cthrumatrix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 06:43 PM
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28. he's suuuuch the underdog vs. Kerry in the debates.....
if he's stupid....then go on nightly news ...tell the people and impeach the loser who can' think.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:26 PM
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3. I wish this were true. But Andy Borowitz is a satrist.
But the article is funny. :-)
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:27 PM
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4. LOL!
That's actually rather funny.
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a_random_joel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:27 PM
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5. Satire is a fine rhetorical device.
How did that slip under your radar?
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:27 PM
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6. oh hahaha................sheesh,............ eom
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shockingelk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:27 PM
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7. just making sure
... everybody knows that's satire. Borowitts is pretty funny: http://www.borowitzreport.com/
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:27 PM
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8. That's Andy Borowitz.
Comedian
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:27 PM
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9. It's satire....
Andy Borowitz writes satire pieces for MSNBC..
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zoeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:29 PM
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19. why do they always call the truth satire???n/t
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:27 PM
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10. I think it's a joke.
But it's funny.

Andy Borowitz is the author of The Borowitz Report, and the winner of the National Press Club's humor award. For more, go to www.borowitzreport.com.
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:28 PM
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11. Below 70 Definite feeble-mindedness
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incapsulated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:28 PM
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12. lol, Andy is a humorist
It's satire. :)

Although the 67 is far off...

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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:28 PM
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13. Its Satire
Based on his SAT score which was just over 1200, I would estimate his IQ to be 120 to 140. Just a guess based on vague recollections though.
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dogman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:28 PM
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14. Note the Satire in the top left.
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TexasBushwhacker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:28 PM
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15. Sorry dude, it's satire
I know he doesn't have a disclaimer anywhere, but there's no way that Bush has an IQ of 67. That's in the retarded range and you can't go to college when you're retarded, sorry. For that matter, I doubt that Kerry's is 193. That's WAY up in the genius level IQ. I'm sure he's higher than average, but 193? Probably not.
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Liberal Gramma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:29 PM
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16. While you and I believe his IQ is 67, tops,
this is a humor piece. I had to read it twice myself, but the bit about Kerry's floral windsurfing attire cinched it.
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:29 PM
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17. Satire Alert!!
Check the top of the page...

Satire/The Borowitz Report
Andy Borowitz
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wishlist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:29 PM
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18. This article is tongue-in-cheek humorous satire- not to be taken literally
This columnist has exaggerated the ridiculous low expectations game in the same way that cartoonists depict this issue.
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cheshire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:29 PM
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20. Did you read the whole thing, it has to do with expectations.
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:31 PM
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21. I'm betting Bush is between 90-95 actually.
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molly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:38 PM
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23. That high?
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bush equals idiot Donating Member (757 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:39 PM
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24. How can he put in the quotation marks?
I thought McClellan would be that stupid to say that. Not realizing it was going on record. Maybe I have the IQ of 67.
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UpsideDownFlag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:42 PM
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25. lol....let's reference dave barry, too. lol.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:43 PM
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26. America has gone ADA over the TOP. We elect LOLO presidents
as a matter of CHOICE to comply with the Law.

"Even Challenged People can and should be Presidents"....WTF?
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Gothmog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 06:41 PM
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27. Satire
Andy Borowitz is very funny and this is good satire because it is very believable.
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