Just woke up, fill me in....

[whalerider55]

i've been asleep for two weeks.

so, what happened to the indictments in Plame-gate?
and the investigation into AIPAC-gate?
and the investigations into the forged memo's in Yellowcake-gate?
and the Congressional ethics investigation into Tom Delay?
and the investigation into the Roger STone CBS Memogate affair?
and the pending French indictment of Dick Cheney in the Halliburton-African gas-gate bribery affair?

i can't find anything when i google.
have i missed something here?

whalerider55 van winkle

[shraby]

1. Well.....Kobe Bryant

charges were dropped, Scott Peterson is still in the hot seat but wasn't bothered by the earthquake today and Michael Jackson and family all wore white when they got out of a van the other day.

on edit...Kerry got a tan from speaking outside to the crowds and a drop of moisture was on his temple in a debate several years ago.

[Carla in Ca]

2. That's right...those real important trials can't be interrupted

by voter fraud, soldier's dying and * lying. We must keep our priorities straight!

[Bleacher Creature]

4. And Britney got married

or did she?

[Fuzzy LaRue]

3. I guess I will have to be the one to give you the great news.

Bush resigned and Cheney was indicted, arrested and is awaiting arraignment.

[Bush was AWOL]

5. What great news that would be.

I think I'd almost take 20 years of Republican presidents to see that happen.

[SangamonTaylor]

6. cowboys beat the skins again!!!