Kerry's first debate question response should be along the lines of

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this:

"Well, as most reasonable people understand, the answers to many problems do not boil down to simple, sound-bite solutions.

Take the Death Penalty, for instance. The original, biblical view of 'an eye for an eye', would have deprived my opponent of his beautiful wife and daughters.

On the issue of (insert issue here), . . ."

Okay, attaching "beautiful" to Pickles may be stretching it a bit much, and the reference would leave a lot of the uninformed (freepers) scratching their heads going "WTF?".

Especially useful if W goes on the personal attack first.