Lynne Cheney Jokes About Kerry's Tan

[Thrill]

This bitch has some nerve.

Great response from the Kerry camp.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040929/ap_on_el_pr/brf_kerry_cheney&cid=694&ncid=1963&sid=96378798

[Catfight]

1. Lynne, softening Dick up for soft on terror! Mr. and Mrs. Satan, what

a great couple they make. It's the Mean Team folks.

[Carla in Ca]

16. Lynn needs this reminder

<http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/lynne.asp>

[npincus]

2. Lynne, go back and write another shitty, soft-core romance novel!

and shut the f*ck up!

[rainy]

11. Don't you mean: Shut the Cheney up?

nt

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. Ya-HOO

I LOVE the response from the Kerry campaign--only I'd have said something about how vampires can't get tans......

[grannylib]

12. Hee hee! More likely it's the R's desire to keep the party pasty-white

except of course for any votes they can scab from people of color

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

17. That would make sense

On the way to work, I pass a house that always flies a Confederate Battle Flag, the one the Klan always likes to fly. (mentioned so as not to confuse with the Stars and Bars) They have a Bush/Cheney sign in the yard. It figures.

[calico1]

4. Lynne Cheney is whore

and a hag. She should go back to doing what she does best--writing those porn westerns that never made it to a best seller list. She and all those other scumbags are all a bunch of horrible, horrible people.

[funky_bug]

5. Biatch slap!

Ya gotta love the quick, hard-hitting responses coming from the Kerry camp! Glad that Lynne threw that softball early... it will be harder for the press to Gore Kerry on his tan now.

[Shopaholic]

9. I'm waiting for the day where our side

gets mean enough to call it like it really is--Shrub is a dumbass who can't get out a sentence without murdering it and Cheney is one heartbeat away from death!

[lightbulb]

6. Perhaps she prefers her husband's maggot-like complexion

to that of a healthy, happy man. I swear, Dick looks like the walking dead. Now, we usually don't bring skin tone into political discussions, but she started it.

[grannylib]

7. Oh the Kerry campaign response is indeed excellent! Good night,

these shameless people are getting more and more desperate and juvenile by the day.
His TAN????
And making fun of him WINDSURFING????
They're just jealous because the Chimp would fall down (and with any luck, drown, if he were to try it.)

[Arioch]

8. GREAT comeback...

Quick, funny....and true!

[leftchick]

10. LOL! Here is the Kerry camp response...

<Responding to her comments, Kerry campaign spokesman Bill Burton said, "Is Mrs. Cheney jealous considering how hard it is to get sun in the undisclosed location with her husband Dick? Or is she distracted over how red-in-the-face George Bush should be considering his failed presidency?" >

.... excellent!

[phish420]

13. SWEET

[Bluebear]

15. Zoing!!!!

[phish420]

14. Bush also ripped on his tan

this topic is in another thread...looks like they sent out the dogs on Kerry's tan...this will definately backfire, especially with great, quick reponses like the ones we put out today. lol

[VOX]

18. The undead can't survive in the sunlight...

Which explains the Cheneys' sad litle vaudeville act.

[robbedvoter]

19. Problem is, Faux cameras WILL make Kerry orange

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x919837

[JI7]

20. because Dick Cheney is so sexy

[jonnyblitz]

21. can these fuckers talk about anything IMPORTANT?

people's complexions, windsurfing..etc...why don't they talk about....ummm...IRAQ MAYBE? the BOOMING ECONOMY? geezuz.

[Lex]

22. No, they don't WANT TO. Any here's why:

Grieving mothers be damned! Kerry has a tan! He went windsurfing!

So screw all the families torn apart and weeping forever for their dead family member is what Lynne Cheney is saying:

[JI7]

23. oh, that cartoon just says it all

[cheshire]

24. I'd rather have a tan hubby than a short fat dick anyday.