Watch...W will be wearing elevator shoes during the debates...

[politicaholic]

I swear, if I wanted to watch two guys stand around and not talk to each other I would hang out at long rows of urinals.

I think John Kerry should break the rules. He should talk to Bush, look at him, act like they are having a normal human interaction. Basically saying:

"Hey, if you don't talk to me I'll pee on your leg damn it!"

WHO'S WITH ME?!!!

[TheWebHead]

1. keep a close eye on *'s hair color

and if it suddenly becomes dark, this can become the debate meme a la Gore's makeup in '00... we just have to get it out to the media masses/blogs quickly.

[napi21]

2. He could try, but you can't make up 5 inches with them!

I actually wouldn't recommend them. He's not very coordinated on his feet as it is. With elevated shoes, he'd probably trip over the diaz, or fall off of it.

On second thought, Hey George, get the damn shoes!!!

[politicaholic]

5. They don't actually walk out or shake hands. Feel the warmth draft?

:scared:

[napi21]

10. I don't know. I asked that question last night. Don't they shake hands?

When I read the agreement they signed, it has all kind of silly stuff like being 10 feet apart, not being allowed to approach each other.... I didn't see where it said anything about NOT doing the customary hand shake, but if shrub is afraid of looking too short next to Kerry, maybe he won't do the hand shake.

Wonder if anyone would notice that?

[SidDithers]

11. They do for the first and third debates...

from the agreement, they are offstage at the beginning of the broadcast, and walk to the center, shake hands and then take their positions behind their podium.

For the 2nd debate, the town hall, they're in position on their stool at the beginning of the broadcast.

Sid

[politicaholic]

13. Wouldn't it be funny if they had a handshake duel right there?

Both of their faces turning red until Bush finally drops to his knees.

Oh to dream...

[tridim]

3. It's against the rules

For real.

[zbdent]

4. European -

Hey, John, European on my shoes!

Larry the Cable Guy is a repig. Freely admitted, and damn proud of it.

Seems like the stereotypical freeptard, don' he? All fart and dick jokes . . .

[grannylib]

6. He doesn't have to...Faux camera angle utilizing forced perspective

to make the little imbecile not appear so puny next to Kerry.

[GainesT1958]

7. Well, "Chip" Rove stuffed rolled-up socks into his flight suit crotch..

For the "Top Gun/Mission Accomplished" moment aboard the carrier; I wouldn't put it past either one of them to try it!:eyes:

I hope Dub snorts a reeeeeaaallly long line before the dabate; I want that glazed-over look of his to be readily apparent tomorrow night!:crazy:

B-)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

8. Kerry should wear his hi-top Chuck Taylors and bring a basketball to the

debate, and have a hoop set up. Walk up to shrubya, and thrust the ball against his chest, or bounce it off his head a la "The Great Santini".

"Come on, let's see what you got!"

[politicaholic]

12. Hey, watch what you wish for...

Bush was a cheerleader, he could pull a little "You Got Served" action I think Kerry might have a problem with.

And after the flight suit incident W has been wearing Jock straps exclusively. lol

[AlCzervik]

9. i'll be checking for an earpiece n/t