I have an idea for additional contests between KERRY and bush

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

1. A pretzel eating contest.

2. A Segway riding contest.

3. A horse-riding contest.

4. A windsurfing contest.

5. A snowboarding contest.

6. A sailing contest.

7. Motorcycle tricks.

8. Academic Decathlon type quiz, except on a level for people with graduate degrees, which both of them have. Topics to include: World Geography, Literature, World History, Economics, Philosophy, and Rhetoric (rhetorical devices, the analysis of and great examples of rhetoric throughout the ages).

9. Questions from average, everyday Americans that have not been pre-submitted and pre-approved.

10. Lincoln-Douglas style debate on the top ten issues affecting Americans and America today.

How does that sound?

On edit, all contests to be aired on CSPAN with no talking head commentary. Only moderators.

[grannylib]

1. Excellent suggestions! Wouldn't it be hilarious to watch Chimp actually

attempt ANY of the above??
He'd fall flat on his face, either literally or figuratively, on each and every one of these challenges, and so fast it'd make our heads spin faster than the wrong-wing whores at Faux.

[jean]

2. in fairness, could you include a brush clearing contest?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

3. You know

I ALMOST included that, but I figured it'd be one thing he might actually halfway be able to do. I mean, really how many brain cells does it take to clear brush.

Brush. Hack at it. Get it out of the way. Repeat. A waste of Kerry's considerable talent and intelligence, if you ask me.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

4. I did a thread on this a while back.

1. One on one basketball -- Kerry.
2. Fisticuffs -- Kerry.
3. M-16 shootout -- Kerry.
4. Beer bong -- Bush.
5. DUI Deathrace Derby -- Bush.

It's fun and easy! Now the rest of you DUers do one!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

5. We must think alike because we are both in Texas

We are Killer Ds.

[rednek_Liberal]

6. How about the walking and chewing GUM at

same time competition.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

Well I wanted stuff

that Kerry would CLEARLY beat him at. bush MIGHT, on a GOOD day be able to do that.

Now speaking in complete sentences he would totally fail at.

[olddem43]

7. Leave out the athletic stuff -

It would be much more funny seeing the idiot pretending to know anything at all.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

8. So you like the last two, eh?

Yes they are my favorites! The first ones are just physical warm ups!

[olddem43]

9. actually, I like #8 the best, but that's just because

I think that way myself. Any or all of the last 3 would do just fine.