Hey, National Guard members! (satire)

[No Mandate Here.]

Have your priorities changed? A real nice guy from Texas/ Alabama/ Massachusetts has drafted a letter of "resignation" for you. It works. It allows you to shorten your obligation.

Here is an excerpt of this exciting letter: You are ..."leaving the military because of "inadequate time to fulfill possible future commitments."

The best part of this letter is that you don't have to acknowlege it OR account for it OR explain it until 30 years later, when you are the leader of the free worldd, showing all that you are the most responsible person ever!

Easy to use form letter! Drafts okay! (you don't even need to stay between the lines!

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Thanks to Americablog for the document and idea)

(edited because I pushed the wrong button)

[Florida_Geek]

1. Pissst I think that is Conn.

:evilgrin:

[izzie]

2. Guess you have to be rich white person for it to work

If we are going to let Bush try and rule the world he will just have to figure out a draft that is not really a draft. Since so many of these religious nuts seem to love to die for something , in any religions, I am sure Bush's base will sigh up.