possible curveball questions to trip up Bush at debate

[npincus]

Of course the Monkey has prepared and memorized responses to the standard Iraq- North Korea questions... but I would like to see the moderator ask Bush an "unexpected", challenging question to throw him off-message and/or (even BETTER) reveal his profound lack of knowledge- unnaceptable for an incumbant President.

Remember Bush's 'pop quiz' fropm a reporter back in 2000, when he couldn't name 3 out of 4 foreign leaders? There must be a foreign policy question in 2004 to STUMP the Chimp... and asking him to pronounce "Abu Gharab" or "nuclear" is too easy.

Any thoughts on a curveball question to send Bush running for his coke dealer?

[Rambis]

1. Name,address and phone number might do it

x

[LeinesRed]

Can you still talk while Dick Cheney drinks this glass of water?

Sorry, that's been so overused. How about: "Mr. President, who has been running the country for the last 9 months while you have been preparing for this debate? Or, seriously, what is the total number of American soldiers killed to date?

[Lautremont]

2. Here's two: 1) Touch index finger to nose.

2) Now touch other index finger to nose.

[kentuck]

3. Is it possible to walk a straight line without using your knuckles for ...

balance??

[Dhalgren]

4. How about this...

"With billions of gallons of water now melting into the South Atlantic Ocean from Antarctic glaciers, and this flow only expected to become worse, what are the US plans for dealing with the inevitable rise in sea levels and is there a current international effort in place or in the works that the US will join?" I wonder if he has even heard of these things...