Can you imagine what John Kerry must be thinking, feeling right now?

[rumguy]

* and his thugs have been mocking him and attacking his military service daily for the last several months.

Now his chance to respond, and the whole country will be watching.

It's also one the most important political debates of the last fifty years.

Wow. I hope Kerry mops the floor with *.

[Worst Username Ever]

1. Whoops! Not so fast, major offenseive in Iraq, quess what will

grab all the headlines!

[Davis_X_Machina]

2. My guess is once you've been shot at with intent to kill....

....it's hard to get all that worked up about stuff.

JK left his butterflies in country, I'm willing to bet.

[lightbulb]

3. Like he's about to step into the ring with a

wound up 8 year old. Just extend your arm and hold li'l Georgie back by his forhead. He'll tire himself out soon enough.

[Auntie Bush]

4. I know bush took an enema before the debates. Insurance that

he won't poop on the floor during the debates.

[dogtag]

5. 'I've been through worse" (n/t)