Schwarzenegger to Eliminate "3 R's" from Education - from The Spoof

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Schwarzenegger to Eliminate "3 R's" from Education


Written by Evan Essence

Sacramento, California-

California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, puffing on a cigar, has announced that under his new plan for streamlining state government, he will become the "Education Tzar" of California.

Some educators..many of whom earn Master's Degree's or PhD's before they become high school principals...have raised their eyebrows at the idea that someone with so little education would have the qualifications to be the highest ranking official in charge of California's educational system, and they have begun wondering what influence this free-wheeling playboy would have on the children under his jurisdiction.

Schwarzenegger got his education in the locker room. His first live-in girlfriend was a teenage stripper. He recieved his higher education in the bars of Hollywood, where he created his own legend as a hedonistic, womanizer , and adulterer....with his trademarks of sticking his hands down the blouses of unsuspecting women, and having a long-term romance with an underage girl, even though he was married.

Schwarzenegger has announced that his first order of business will be to eliminate the traditional "3R's" of education....Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic, and replace them with the 3 W's of his own education: Weightlifting, Womanizing, and Wine Drinking.

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