Kelso's column in Stateman re: inditements is a hoot

[crispini]

Austin American-Statesman
COMMENTARY: JOHN KELSO
When Republicans get sent up the river it's good for the economy
Friday, September 24, 2004

It was a zippety do dah day for many folks Tuesday when indictments against three of Tom DeLay's lap dogs were announced. Let's face it. There's nothing much more entertaining than the prospect of Republicans going to jail.

From cuff links to handcuffs: It's a fashion transition made in heaven, and it just doesn't get much better than that.

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(This is my favorite part:)

By the way, have you heard about Travis County District Attorney Ronnie Earle's new Texas redistricting program? The good news for you Republicans is that under this program, each convicted Republican get his own district.

The bad news is that each district is only 8 feet by 9 feet and has a toilet right in the middle.

read more at:

http://www.statesman.com/metrostate/content/metro/kelso/09/24kelso.html

[sonias]

1. I love Kelso too

Recently he's been getting a lot of flack from the repukes who think his column is too political. It's called comedy folks. It's not Kelso's fault your side has so many idiots to make fun of.

By the way please send Ronnie Earle a note of thanks for his and his staff's hard work.

Ronnie Earle, District Attorney
Phone: [phone]
Fax: [phone]
509 W.11th St
Austin, TX 78701

Sonia