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vinnievin777 Donating Member (735 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 05:24 AM
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How many right-wingers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


How many right-wingers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

---SIX---
1)one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced
2)one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions
about the lightbulb
3)one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new
lightbulb
4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs
5)one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,
6)one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while
dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag




May this find everyone happy and well,
Vinnie
http://www.vinnievin.com

PS you might want to pass this on
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