We Found Jesus!

[demwing]

And he needs a good lawyer...

[notadmblnd]

1. many people find Jesus when they're facing time

it's also amazing how fast they lose him again once they get out.

[demwing]

2. I intend to start a legal fund to Free Jesus

maybe we could sell tshirts, or have a bake sale....

[54anickel]

3. Angel food and simnel cakes!

http://roy.closedistant.com/blog/?p=218

Simnel cake is made at Easter, traditionally by servant girls working in grand houses, to take home to their parents during their very short holiday. The cake is usually round and made with fruit, like a Christmas cake, but not necessarily so dark and rich. A central layer of marzipan is added to the cake mixture and baked into the cake. When cooked, the top is covered with a layer of marzipan and decorated, usually with marzipan balls to represent the Apostles.

[conscious evolution]

4. Too late

They already executed him.

[ZombieHorde]

5. Funny headline. nt

[Sandrine for you]

6. Il est dommage que la religion soit répandue dans vos prisons

la religion ayant toujours exploité la misère, des prisons religieuses risquent de devenir des foyers d'extrêmistes, de terroristes.

[demwing]

7. I don't think it's unfortunate at all, but that's another thread

I feel like half the people are missing the humor here. I cannot count how many times I've been asked if I have found Jesus! I guess that the reason he's been missing all this time is because he was locked up in Utah.

[Sandrine for you]

8. I understand your frustration about our lack of imagination

But hey , we are not especially waiting for Jesus these day...we progress.