The Flexi-Bible

[Mich Otter]

The Flexi-Bible has all the answers. You just pick and choose the passages you want to use and ignore any passages that conflict with what you're trying to say.
Have you noticed how many Christians and politicians use the Flexi-Bible?

[Warpy]

1. I've noticed they've deleted Jesus

and replaced him with John Calvin, in addition to their favorite passages in Leviticus and Paul.

[HawkerHurricane]

2. Got that right.

The Protastant Reformation was the triumph of Paul over Peter.
The Modern Religious Reich is the triumph of Paul over Jesus Christ.

[LaurenG]

3. Yes and

They switch around between the old and new testament to get their point accross. Unless one has some bible reading under their belt these folks will twist that book and make you a believer in lord knows what. I've been fighting these guys at move-on for a year now. They cannot win because they don't know what they are talking about, unless of course one doesn't realize they are full of manure.

[Chauga]

4. Yep, that's the perfect strategy when you want....

to try and use the Bible to back your message of hate.