...however, it was
not his disciples but rather a scum-sucking lawyer sent in to trip him up by the Pharisees because he had already pwned the Sadducees earlier.
That fact, plus the fact that Jesus was starting to pull in all the big crowds, feeding them fish sandwiches, making wine from water, stopping storms with his bare hands, healing the blind with dirt and spit, parlor tricks like walking on water, etc. I mean how could they top that? And it didn't matter that he was just "copying what others before him had been said to have done," such as with
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNf-P_5u_Hw">Hercules, Horus, Dionysus, Mithra, etc, etc., who did similar Feats of Messianic Strength, the fact is he was really starting to make them look like last week's garbage.
So the Pharisees did as any other group of crooked-ass politicians worth their salt (and who thought they could lose their rubes) would do, they sent in a jive-ass lawyer to do their dirty work. And the lawyer tried to get Jesus to openly admit that he was god so his bosses could then later charge him with blasphemy. But this guy must have been a graduate of Falwell's Liberty College or something, because Jesus pwned his butt as well:
Matthew 22:23-40
The same day came to him the Sadducees, which say that there is no resurrection, and asked him, Saying, Master, Moses said, If a man die, having no children, his brother shall marry his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother. Now there were with us seven brethren: and the first, when he had married a wife, deceased, and, having no issue, left his wife unto his brother: Likewise the second also, and the third, unto the seventh. And last of all the woman died also. Therefore in the resurrection whose wife shall she be of the seven? for they all had her.
Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God. For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven. But as touching the resurrection of the dead, have ye not read that which was spoken unto you by God, saying, I am the God of Abraham, and the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob? God is not the God of the dead, but of the living. And when the multitude heard this, they were astonished at his doctrine.
But when the Pharisees had heard that he had put the Sadducees to silence, they were gathered together. Then one of them, which was a lawyer, asked him a question, tempting him, and saying, Master, which is the great commandment in the law? Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.
That last part was critical, because what he was saying ran contrary to the old eye for an eye paradigm as well as a number of others. Proof once again that Jesus was a liberal socialist commie. Contrary to whatever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtzIga-33Hk">Faux Snooze and their bone-headed teevee watchers believe.
I'm sorry, I don't mean to show off, but it's at times like these when all those PK moments of sitting there in church day after day and night after night -- and all this kind of information inextricably comes flooding back to me.
- And I couldn't stop it if I tried......