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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-11 10:44 AM
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God Wants You To Wear a Hat.
The Whitest Kids U' Know - "God Wants You to Wear a Hat"


Enjoy :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLgKYftKfII
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-11 10:48 AM
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1. The Jewish god wants me to wear a hat. The Christian god wants my wife to wear one. nt
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-11 10:48 AM
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2. If God were serious
I could have a very fine millinery business.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-11 11:02 AM
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3. just because women are unclean....
oh well ,men and their ignorance.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-11 11:07 AM
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4. I feel unclean whenever it's humid outside. nt
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littlewolf Donating Member (920 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-11 12:00 PM
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5. my wife wants me to wear a hat anytime I am working outside during the summer nt
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-11 12:21 PM
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7. I too am forced to wear a hat by my wife.
There is something in Leviticus about balding men and skin cancer I think.
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William769 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-11 12:07 PM
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6. Well living in Florida, thats just common sense.
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sudopod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-11 05:00 PM
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8. The greatest game
Edited on Tue May-31-11 05:52 PM by sudopod
http://www.teamfortress.com/

For all of your combat-oriented hat simulator needs.
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KaoriMitsubishi Donating Member (74 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-11 06:25 PM
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9. Rapture Hat.
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dimbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-11 08:46 PM
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10. The Christian god wants his bishops to wear a hat named after Mithras.
It's like counting coup.
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