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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-11 08:59 AM
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Hockey Joke
Guy walks into a bar and orders an "Ovechkin". Bartender says, "What's that?" Guys says..."Its a White Russian without ice and without a Cup". *rimshot*
EFFING CHOKING DOG CAPS. :banghead:
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-11 10:39 AM
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1. *SNARF*
Edited on Thu May-05-11 10:40 AM by Forkboy
:rofl:

To be fair, he was the best player for the Caps in the series. Some actual support would have been nice. They choked again, but it's not Ovi's fault.
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-11 11:07 AM
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2. How do you know if its spring time in DC?
Just check to see if the Caps have completed their annual playoff choke
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-11 11:44 AM
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3. I told you you should have come to Mountain View
you'd be up 3-0 instead of on the 15th green.

Then again, Giants-haters don't usually fare that well in these parts. :P
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-11 12:37 PM
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4. I bet your glad you didn't make the same bet Creekdog did with me, eh?
That Curly W is looking so fine in his profile.:)
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-11 12:57 PM
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5. That's funny. I just assumed that meant he shopped at Walgreens.
:P
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LisaM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-11 03:42 PM
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6. That's terrible!
And yes, I will be stealing it.
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