http://shutuptimmccarver.com/gems.htm2006 gems submitted by our readers...
"This is the first time in major league history, except for the strike season, included, where there was no 20-game winner" - McCarver apparently thinking that the shortened season would yield more wins than normal. -Evan Rakowski (Game 1 2006 ALDS)
During Game 5 of the 2006 NLCS, on a pitch to Jose Reyes, McCarver says, “That pitch wasn’t down and in, that pitch was down and up.” Too bad you can't go up and down at the same time. -Mario, NY
"If Oliver Perez throws in the succeeding innings like he did in the first, you might not need the bullpen early." - Many readers
"Well, David Eckstein, like most of us, has 20 digits. Ten fingers. Ten toes." - Many readers
"Something to keep in mind -- it's raining lightly. The infield could be very wet on ground balls." - Many readers
"On most teams the set up man has become more valuable, on others not so valuable." - Paul G.
“So by guessing right you might have guessed wrong.” - NLCS Game 6, 10/18/06, Nicole B., Queens, NY
2004 ALCS, Game 5? Red Sox vs. Yankees . David Ortiz hit a home run into right field. Tim: "Mt. Everest erupts again!".....too bad Mt. Everest isn't a volcano! - Many readers
August 19, 2006 Yankees @ Red Sox. "Pitching is such a vital part of the game, as far as winning is concerned" - Sarah Page
2005 gems submitted by our readers...
"In the time it's taken to play this game you could have flown from Baltimore to Iceland." (2005 WS Game 4, 10/26), Huh?
"Roy Oswalt is a drop and drive pitcher. What is a drop and drive pitcher? He is a guy who drops and drives. Very simple." - From many readers. (2005 WS Game 4, 10/26) Very insightful Tim!
A lot of readers submitted this one, and I probably would have posted it myself had no one written in, but instead I'll credit Bill Simmons with this one from his 10/24 blog entry, lead item, "The McCarver/Buck exchange right before Podsednik's walkoff homer Sunday night, which definitely goes down in the pantheon of Eerie Broadcaster Moments. Buck said something like "Do you think Lidge still has the taste of that Pujols homer in his mouth?" -- quickly followed by McCarver saying, "I don't think that taste is there." Within like 0.000000000045 seconds, Podsednik was slamming the game-winner. I don't think everyone else combined in the history of sports broadcasting has jinxed as many pitchers as Buck and McCarver over the last few years. It's unreal. The 1965 version of Sandy Koufax couldn't pitch a no-hitter against the team from "A League of Their Own" with Buck and McCarver announcing."
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