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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 05:11 AM
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Quite possibly the post of the year.....
Here's what I don't do. I don't say after every shitty

"San Francisco 49ers season, yea but they have five Super Bowl trophies".

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=215&topic_id=93762&mesg_id=93811
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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 05:21 AM
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1. Shut up trumad .. I don't say that .. it's clear you're still
bitter that the Dolphins got their asses handed to them by the 49ers last season.
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 08:29 AM
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4. Cboy's version of the 49ers handing the Phins their asses.
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Upton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 10:43 AM
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5. Trumad's version of a Dolphin "victory"
Total Yards: 49ers-318 Dolphins-248

TOP: 49ers-38:13 Dolphins-21:47

Total Plays: 49ers-79 Dolphins-42

First Downs: 49ers-24 Dolphins-11

Third Down Eff.: 49ers-8/17 Dolphins-1/7


Actually this is quite typical of Dolphin "victories" throughout last season...they were nothing but pretenders and soon were exposed by the Ravens in being humiliated at home in the first round of the playoffs.
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 01:02 PM
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7. This is really silly, Upton.
They don't base wins on those stats, they base it on who scores more. Trumad's definition of "victory" WAS a victory. Did it go in SF's column as a W or an L?

Alright then.

The rest of this is really pretty dumb. I know you want to land a blow to trumad, but the fact is the Dolphins won. It doesn't matter how. They don't give out W's for most yards or time of possession. Arguing like those matter at all in regards to the outcome makes you look really foolish. :shrug:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 02:07 PM
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8. yeah. worst. argument.ever.
The only score that counts is the final score. But I forgot you still think the 49's won 20 SB's in what passes for "reality" in your mind..:rofl:
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 02:07 PM
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9. Ahh poor Upton/Cboy
Your poor team couldn't get into the end zone of a team who won 1 game the season before.

You and your poor little clone Cboy4 find the most bizarre ways to conduct your smack talk.

Up is down---down is up...

In the douche bag world that you and your little clone live in, Scoreboard means nothing.

which---is why you're a fucking loser.
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 05:39 AM
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2. Throwing ancient trophies in the face of present day follies is the province of Cowgirl fans.
The cut off for bragging on your championship should be the minute someone else wins it. But you can credibly live on it for a few years. Sports is the ultimate in "what have you done for me lately?" attitude.
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MrPerson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 06:54 AM
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3. Um. Six trophies. Yeah.
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 10:58 AM
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6. Turmad and cboy need to get a room...the obsession
between the two is red hot!
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 02:08 PM
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10. No thanks---I like Vagina.
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 02:38 PM
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11. It's Virginia...
...and i thought you were from Florida.
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 02:59 PM
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14. Vagina is for lovers!
:)
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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 02:41 PM
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12. And now Joey is relying on homophobia to insult me.
:crazy:
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 02:42 PM
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13. It's not homophobia...I'm just a yenta!
:P
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