Colorado Lawmaker Says Gay Marriage Promotes Bestiality

[davidinalameda]

http://www.365gay.com/newscon05/04/040205coloBan.htm

Two Colorado lawmakers got into a shouting match when one of them marched into a news conference the other was holding to denounce same-sex marriage.

Rep. Kevin Lundberg (R-Berthoud) and Rep. Jim Welker (R-Loveland) called the news conference to tout their proposed amendment to bar gays and lesbian from marrying.

Colorado already has legislation that blocks same-sex marriage. But, Lundberg said that it could be overturned by judges. Lundberg called it "the most significant domestic issue of the decade."



damn--these guys are sharp! how did they know that I want to marry my cat?

[Agnomen]

1. congratulations on your engagement

Are you registered for wedding gifts at Pampered Pet?
But seriously - those right wing nuts like Lundberg & Welker seem to be obcessed with sex - dirty old men!

[davidinalameda]

7. thank you

obsessed with sex?

no, I'm obsessed and these people make me seem like a casual observer

[Inland]

2. http://www.marryyourpet.com/

http://www.marryyourpet.com/

[davidinalameda]

8. LOL

that's just way too funny!

[Fridays Child]

3. He shouldn't assume that his personal experience is the same for others.

He's just conflicted about his hamster.

[havocmom]

6. **snarf**

Good one!

[teenagebambam]

4. The sad thing is....

...I would probably have an EASIER time securing a marriage license for me and my dog than for me and my same-sex partner of 12 years (my dog is a SHE, after all).

[renaissanceguy]

5. So maybe we should punish our male dogs

who hump each other.


http://www.cafepress.com/liberalissues.19255583

[saltpoint]

9. So, look, DUers... I'm just asking for a friend, understand?

But are there any of those 900 numbers where a giraffe answers?

It's for a friend, remember.

[Liberal Veteran]

10. Oh, hell...are we back to box turtles again?

How in the fuck do people that stupid get elected to office?

[mitchtv]

17. well to tell the truth , I've had my eye

on those cute gay penquins.

[readmoreoften]

11. my cat is smarter than a right winger n/t

[readmoreoften]

12. oh, even better

A democrat should not marry a republican. It is bestiality to marry a loon.

[TaleWgnDg]

13. Oh, geez, do I have a picketers sign for you . . .

.

Enjoy!!


Same-sex marriage supporter argues w/ opposition holding a sign: "I Want to Marry My Dog,"
Massachusetts Statehouse, February 12, 2004,
during the Massachusetts Constitutional Convention

[Jamastiene]

14. There they go with that one again.

So what is it called when male trees pollenate cars, you, me, anything else within it's vicinity, not to mention, other male trees? I've personally seen a poodle hump a deer's leg. I'm not into bestiality myself, but who am I to judge? And repug lawmakers certainly shouldn't be casting stones considering the fact that they live in glass houses to begin with. We will defeat their idiotic attempts to deny us our rights, one day, but if it ever happened in the south, where I live, I would probably die of shock. These people can't even seem to get that it's not a choice yet. AAaaaaaarrrrrrgh. They make me want to :puke:

[foreigncorrespondent]

15. Uh-huh!

Yep I can picture it now...

<sarcasm>

...after years of not being able to live together, let alone marry, Sapph and I finally begin our life together. We get married and on our wedding night, instead of jumping in bed with her, I go off to find a nice barn animal somewhere.

Yep! That makes total sense to me... NOT!

</sarcasm>

On a more serious note, I would like to inform the very uninformed Jim Welker that India does NOT allow gay marriage. So how the hell did gay marriage cause that woman to want to marry her dog?

[tjwmason]

16. I'm beginning to wonder whether these guys might help us

Their claims are so bizarre and ridiculous, that any sane person can see right through them. By basing their position on bestiality they are basing it on thin-air; as soon as people realise that bestiality is completely irrelevant, they will potentially throw-out everything else as well.